photos courtesy of bear :3

i drank too much and now my eyes feel like unstabailzed video camera

i love how you can tell harry styles loves cigarettes based on his voice in the new album. 10/10

what is life but a series of unfortunate tummy aches

if i bark at a mirror for long enough will i lose self awareness?

it feels like social media is our modern day colosseum and content creators our gladiators

i love penis it’s a truly horrendous flaw

just so you know it’s not healthy to inject wd40 into your joints as a treatment for arthritis :(

i accidentally shot cum on my ipad and then fell asleep and didn’t clean it until the morning and now my ipad smells like old cum

i can’t believe joni mitchell isn’t bisexual

:(

dreaming of musky pits and cum in my hole 🦴🐶🐾

true love

stimky

i’m about to ask this lady on the bus if i can have a swig of her discreet liquor dripping from the brown paper bag she clutches like a first born son

bawruffffff 🐾

save a life push a canvasser (me) into traffic

you’re so handsome 🥹🐾

hi just bragging about how great my chosen family is and how much i love them thanks

bawruff 🐾🦴

i need to stop assuming cisgay men are capable of empathy. they’re still men.

*wagwagwag

i am thankful for my abundance of dr. pepper

bawruff 🐶

pam bondi’s smile reminds me of pablo escobar’s smile

i think we should consider calling someone an American a slur

merry christmas from bear and dog!!