I love Mike but a skin condition ain’t make that man carry a Jeri curl into the 2000’s or give him a 1A nose

Hard R’s in darling and everything 😭

Yooo why I read this and my brain heard bro voice in real time?

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

😂😂

My cousins are putting together a “Alcohol fueled Adult Field Day”

Man it’s going to be ACL’s littering the ground like confetti

Once you add the guacamole for $2 it’s hard to eat anything else

Which airline paid you to write this?

Convinced this is propaganda from Big Travel to gaslight us about airlines taking away free checked bags, as if we don’t need to bring clothes with us on a long trip.

Meanwhile flights still more expensive

Quote this back on Tuesday so we know you made it down safely

New Euphoria feels like a 3rd grader making believe what happens to everybody after high school.

You telling me a group of severely fucked up kids from the same friend group in Tampa FL are now Hollywood managers, rich businessmen, and internat’l drug mule?

Who wrote this? MASH?

Tbh? Closure is my favorite thing.

But tbemh? Sometimes moving on is the closure

When I’m taking a selfie on my iPhone camera and it looks good asf, but then I click the button and the camera changes the pic to make me look like shit

“Yea, I’m down.”

Me and the boys did this on a bachelor trip and you not gon regret it. It was a time.

I’m sorry I shouldn’t have laughed like that 💀

I turned my back on Dunkin yrs ago when they gave me a raw bagel, a tub of cream cheese, and a plastic knife in the drive-thru.

“You should’ve said you wanted it spread for you.”

???? I am in a CAR
DRIVING it
Alone
8:40 am
In my work clothes?

What table did you imagine me preparing this meal at?

I’ll get the order started on the “free my nigga Frank” t-shirts bruv I gotchu ✊🏾

Oh you going to jail 😭

It’s a conspiracy fam.

My theory is these lil content creators who be tryna shame us for hating on Little Caesar’s, are all brand ambassadors getting a check on the low because ain’t no other explanation 😭

Yup, they’re too alike

• old
• white
• adept at covering up organized pedophilia rings

I zoomed in.

Bro already know he’s him 😂

MySpace 🤣

You read the post wrong I think

This is FRYING me 😭😭😭

This video makes me grateful for all them “if Johnny had 3 apples” ass-whoopings I used to get when I was 7 🙌🏾

Right because that means she has to take care of a whole nother human with that -$16

Nah I watched it on mute 😂

I thought the first number was rent by itself & I was thinking “yup that’s about right”

“the movie be watching me” took me out 😭 same tbh