So, you've decided to write a terrible EV piece. An early column, because I'm away this Friday.

@birmo.bsky.social powers up open.substack.com/pub/aliensid...

Capital in a free market delivering on the promise of efficient resource allocation.

All credit to Jason for being able to fill a car with petrol and pay for it in 2 mins, as he claimed.

Hera today, gone tomorrow

Remind me again how old George Clinton was...

Find me a sector that doesn't say it will go broke by paying tax while offshoring most of its profits 🙄

The "if left town at 75% 🤔... and now it's 45%" did my head in. And no detail on what kind of Polestar (not that the brand was mentioned) he was driving for an open road trip.
And then it turned into "I'm a virgin where do I put it... why is this taking so long, hurry up and finish" 🫣

Surely Bunnings

What he had to lose was the value of his stock options as he continues as exec chairman

I think and assume she means mock up - but you know how designers go all jargon and start shortcutting language.

The same thing happened to my Lamborghini when I tried to drive it over these bumps.

Bet it needs knee and hip replacements within 10 years, and has a herniated hydraulics system.

You are on dad joke fire tonight and I can only now down in awe 😉

Hopefully Kevin Rudd & Kochie will be in the commentary team swearing in mandarin.

if you're not familiar with public servant-ese, you might not realise that this quote is a big sledge

They could call it “Bluesky”… oh! Wait!

Your mum loves you very very much 🥰

Was keen (normally see them in the drama theatre), then saw what you mean by financially able 🫣

Bat atcha. Nitmiluk, NT

How long do they cook the soles of their boots for before serving them?

Hey Grok, what does it mean when a company has 'stranded assets'.
Grok: Well...

To be fair, ads aren’t the only place they do it

The only other thing Pete has in common with Samuel L Jackson is that after he’s finally released from prison, he too will probably star in gambling ads

You get the feeling that when Vance read Mark 11:15-19, where Christ threw the money changers out of the temple, he sided with those plotting to kill the Son of David for ruining a good business opportunity.

At Elon's behest, since he never got his chance to party on the island.

It's Trump - more likely Megatron

Is he trying to get the brain worms out of RFK Jr using homeopathic light NASA just brought back from the dark side of the moon?

Space Karen's simply pissed that Soros got better value for money than the US$270 million Musk blew to put Grampa Simpson in the White House.

Trump's stellar analysis that the Pope is "weak on crime" came after aids told him the Bible contains passages talking about how sins are forgiven and how Barabbas was set free by Pontius Pilate.

Seems the USA finally achieved regime change after sending JD Vance to Hungary.