Boomers got to see Old Yeller shot in the corn crib. I'm still traumatized.

Thanks. One lives in hope :)

What is wrong with A.I. is the same thing that's wrong with a GOP government -- they are both run for the profit of corporations, not the improvement of anyone's lives.

In a surgery center waiting room. Drove a Vet today, picked her up at 0545, then two hours to the hospital.
Probably leave here in a couple of hours to take her home

@aidantruhen.bsky.social

Would it be cheeky to inquire about the possibility of further shenanigans being documented?

The "oh no, he dead?" playlists are coming along swimmingly!

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Bonus panel here: #smbc #comics #math

You know, when the times come, there will be a move to put the remains in Arlington. That should generate a ground swell of revulsion across the nation. Contamination of the final resting place of over 400,000 men and women who laid their lives on the line for this country from the Civil War onward

three men are sitting in a dark room drinking milk from glasses ALT: three men are sitting in a dark room drinking milk from glasses

I'm in. Ludwig Van can bring Ode to Joy

Exactly. Demographics would say Wonderbread although we never had it at home.

Today's #ConfederateHeritageMonth post is about Southern Unionist John Frémont and immigrant Charles Zagonyi, because no true American patriot simps for slave-owning traitors who lost the war they started. READ: open.substack.com/pub/sonsoflibertyofficia...

Might I humbly suggest adding in Another One Bites the Dust? Or should we reserve that for the Cabinet?

Trump’s presidency is what evil looks like: absurd, frightening, cruel | Nesrine Malik Commentators have said that the US president’s clownishness and lack of ideology somehow make him less dangerous. They’re wrong, says Guardian columnist Nesrine Malik

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Cadaverous

…before it goes pitch black.

Confederate heritage is oligarchy, slavery and racism.

And I had ancestors on both sides

Hell of a combover

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Doggy still looks stunned

4-panel SMBC comic update. A man and his young son are standing on a hill at night beneath the stars. The son asks what's the key to a happy life, to which the father responds "achieving your dreams." He explains "so, while you're still young, still ahead of all your crossroads... Pick out some shitty *shitty* dreams." The son answers "I'm gonna be the member of the friend group who speaks only in trivia and movie quotations, and then cries at night but doesn't understand why." This brings tears to the father's eyes, who says "attaboy!"

I'm pretty sure this is how Stoicism works, just more douchey.

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Holy crapping fuckballs

#trump

You always select interesting epigrams

I’m a believer. This kind of performative religiosity makes my slapping hand itch.

those dont appear to be shotguns but rifles, making the shooting more impressive

Shotgun. One of the clips shows the ejected cartridge. Very cool and a throwback to the early days of WWI when pilots started using their pistols to shoot at each other

🤦‍♂️ what an ass

Both?

Pope Leo XIV: Jesus told us, blessed are the peacemakers. But woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.

Henry VIII endorsed this statement