Is that the painting Stephen Miller keeps in his attic?

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

ms paint pixel art by Zoë Treez - 2025 a dark grey scrawny cat with a beanie, holds a bong and lets out smoke from their mouth. the drawing is crunchy and messy but it’s the season for silly cats and weed

yuh! #mspaint #pixelart

Captain's Log, stardate 20260420

We've entered the Dankus Nebula to take some samples

Two panels of a zine. Panel One: First caption reads: "When you see the Trump regime do horrible things, do you ever yell..." Then you see a drawing of a frustrated/angry person throwing up their hands and yelling "SHUT IT ALL DOWN!" Second caption reads: "Me too!" Panel Two: Text: That's why you and I are joining MAY DAY STRONG! Image is a photo of people at a demonstration raising their fists, which have been outlined with heavy white line with power sparks coming off of them. Above that image is the Rosie the Riveter word balloon reading "We Can Do It!" Beneath that are the words: "On May 1, 2026!"

working on a little something...

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

*prrrrp* 🐈‍⬛

Legally Bonged

Noted. That's terrible it happened, but it's a great story. 😸

I...

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So close to being homeless in 10 days

Currently on track to be

i don’t have a car right now either. It’s being repaired after my car wreck a few weeks ago

I don’t have food I am in a bad spot and struggling

The CLIT Commander has spoken!

Imagine you're about to rob a bank. You have guns and a plan and you're steeling your nerves. And then, as you're about to do it, a giant smiling alien approaches. It picks you up. "Gloo bork blag bleep!" the alien exclaims as it kisses your forehead.

This is what it is like to be a cat.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

This is disturbing.

No one should have to forfeit their sensitive biometric info to enjoy a game or a show in New York City. That MSG is using their invasive surveillance tech to track and discriminate against a Knicks fan who is trans is absolutely appalling.

we gave an improv group the prompt "you fueled a man's delusions" and published the results

I'm not

Per pet?

Asking for a clowder of friends

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit

Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here

Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse

Media and universities: AI is here to stay

I hardly even adam KNOW 'er penis

Turns out people don't like buying things that are bad?

I mean, I'm no economist.

Oh, okay, that makes sense

#JusticeForSkeeter

Give 'im the stick DON'T give 'im the stick

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

For example, he completely failed to take John Oliver up on his very generous offer.

Burning yourself on the metal seat belt buckle BUILDS CHARACTER

Ugh, pile of vibe coded horseshit

Long Island gonna Long Island.