The Year Without Sunshine - Uncanny Magazine During one of the much smaller disasters that preceded the really big disaster, I met a lot of my neighbors online. I can’t remember if we set up the WhatsApp group because of the pandemic or the civi...

This is why @naomikritzer.bsky.social's The Year Without Sunshine is one of my favorite disaster stories: www.uncannymagazine.com/article/the-...

The BEST.

I miss Fametracker’s “Hey It’s That Guy” so much.

I like when an actor who usually plays Weird Little Freaks gets to play a *different* kind of Weird Little Freak than the type of Weird Little Freak they usually play

memento guy tattoo "close your eyes when denethor is eating a tomato"

normalize dropping to your knees and sobbing when people won’t stop talking

I wish I liked The Clone Wars, like, at all.

Ooh, that amber is glorious.

Time-maxximizing the menopausal insomnia

Getting more hours in my crone years!

LURKING

Hi, this is me, too. You’re not alone in feeling like a lab beagle who had to re-learn how to be a dog.

Miss Peach with the lead pipe in the conservatory

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Not one wasted frame or cut

Some lunatic just called my phone (strike 1) and left a "voice mail" (strike 2) in which he failed to fully state his business, suggesting I must call him back to get the whole story. Are you out of your damn mind. Furthermore it is the sabbath

:server climbs on the table and lays a jade egg from one of their orifices directly onto your plate:

"It's got adaptagens!"

That is PRETTY

This photo is EVERYTHING. <3 <3 <3

This is so gorgeous! Thanks for sharing.

adult theater on a seattle street with pink trees out front from digital aerochrome infrared process

SHOWGIRLS

CIR Digital Aerochrome

He went home!

Before all angel eye-opening and closing ! It’s the second line of the song.

He’s a delight!

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

CUTEST TELEVISION BABY

The words "wild pregnancy" really sent a chill down the spine.

In the words of Dr. Abbot: "Go on a cruise!"

Smart! My DMs are always open to you for Television Yelling.

The last 20 minutes or so were rouuuuuuuuugggggghhhhh going

The way he speaks to her is so transparent.