alright. gonna be brave because I have gotten too far being afraid to ask

what is splatoon

people always say 'where is your fourth' but never 'how is your fourth' :(

🫵😲

Crown the 7th | CCA League Season 7 Finals Trailer YouTube video by Collegiate Cephalopod Association

My hardest cook, magnum opus, and 1st montage released a couple days ago on the CCA YouTube channel, highlighting every team that made it to Grand Finals!

If you haven't yet, pls pls pls give it a watch and let me know what you think! :)

youtu.be/uf20k3Lwx7k?...

two inklings sitting on a beach holding switches. above their switches are little speech bubbles with symbols. behind them is a lighthouse and in the sea is the new inklan mascot, a squid #art #splatoon #compsplatoon

oo I should share the art i made for the back of the @nesquids.bsky.social New InkLAN @splocalpost.bsky.social postcard :>

Update on our X rank race progress!

Renzo got sent to the gender-neutral Hell Bathroom™️ over the weekend, if you even care

the They part of me appreciated the validation but every part of me was concerned by the lighting

oh! oma! I hope you don’t think I’m stealing your money! I would never

that would be *debt collectors* garnishing your wages in response to the unpaid fraudulent credit cards opened in your name 🥰

cc: @omazen.broadcastbeep.com

I don’t think it needs to be said or explained but I’ve been using your signature from your name tag to commit credit card fraud. I know you would do the same for me

Massachusetts.

get equipped with hero spite

agaric jumpscare

like, just hypothetically, if someone with the means to do so made an actionable, tangible threat to commit a crime against humanity, don’t worry! I would just be like, “these desktop computers I’m setting up are very important”

since they are

these desktops I’m setting up at work seem pretty important, in the grand scheme. I wouldn’t want to imply that there is anything else that might be more important for anyone to possibly be doing, today

announcer voice Hax
announcer voice Tessaract
announcer voice Renzo
announcer voice Agaric

Getting officially streamed and sweeping was not something I ever imagined doing. I need to set my goals higher.

Proud of my team today 💜

Splatoon Game Fundamentals 1.0 The goal In the splatoon scene, we have an issue where we don’t really teach or define the basics. A lot of people can learn them, but they can’t define it beyond an instinctual feeling. Pair that wit...

Finally ready to post this, 61 page doc on the fundamentals. It seems serendipitous given the NAL is soon

This is aimed at everyone from coaches to entry level to high level. I think it has something for everyone

If you have any questions, please ask #compsplatoon

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

We made 5th in #Splatoon3NAL2026 Preseason Week 1! Suddenly we have an opinion about the format being too long.

Hax - wants to be prom queen
Tessa - 1 assist/1 death/6 booyahs/1500 paint
Renzo - Knuckles hot girl IBS
Agaric - got some good succ

#compsplatoon #lowclearance

old commercial from pizza hut for the land before time, some memester added "the past is dead, let it go"

Ohohoho. That’s what YOU think, pal

well done, Joy! everyone, don’t forget to report Joy to the church asap for dabbling in witchcraft 🥰🥰

I don’t know if I want to shoot for the moon anymore if it means I’m still going to be helping with corrupted Outlook profiles

this is basically just my job, but in space

I literally just sat down and read this after helping a coworker with the demonic program, outlook, which was not opening suddenly

get equipped with kindergarten roar

everyone groans when I pull out the stamper, telling me to just play a wavebreaker weapon instead, but I’m here to push stamper and show that it CAN be a good weapon. someone has to!!

An update to the team's weapons. We hope you'll continue to support us going forward!

Not particularly, just regarding the neat data analyzing tool in the quoted post and how people are (imo, incorrectly) assuming the worst about it 🫡

Splatoon community at large, I am *begging* us to not be immediately weird to someone who has spent time creating a useful, interesting and optional tool

It’s okay to not understand something fully, but (seeming?) hostilities to hard, free work will prevent growing the scene

David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

I'm glad it's not just me, I felt crazy for a bit after the patch with how much I was dying 😭 Like my best outcome a lot of the time was a low value trade