A man squirting yellow goo over himself and turning into a rubber dog. The text reads "I don't want to work. I just want to slather myself in the rubber tf goo from all the hot furry porn".
You relate, right?
It disgusts me because
1. it's theft.
2. it feels like you are funding something through your own products when you have NO SAY IN IT.
The internet is breaking and it's because billionaire bozos only care about money.
It's not normal for the robot to read your emails and tell you ONLY the 'important bits' BRENDA
I do grasp all the AI marketing is designed to make it feel like it's regular, normal, 'everyone's doing it'. It's also designed to make you feel like you are going fucking insane for not believing any of their bullshit!
I wish ill. I wish the plague. I wish the earth cracking open and voring you!
stuff through ChatFUCKOFF it's the principal of these rich pricks sucking the money of shit they had no creation in. You know there is going to be a fee that this thing sucks out of your profits as an indie seller.
LIKE ERGH FUCK OFF. I have no say in this shit. How fucking dare they tax YOU!
I can't find the post, but there was this whole breakdown about how etsy guts your profits by taking 15% of all your sales through those discovered by Google/the etsy built in search. Because it counts as them doing advertising for you.
And whilst I don't think people are going to be buying my...
A screengrab of an email showing you can buy things through chatGPT.
NOPE. DON'T LIKE THAT.
Why would you not simply push the people to look at the fucking website?
FUCK OFFFFFFFFF.
Friend shaped.
A 3 panel illustrated comic of a man turning into a yellow rubber dog. Panel 1. A man, naked wearing a chastity cage, is holding a large tube labelled 'sex dog goo'. He says "Finally! They always sell out of this stuff!". Panel 2. The man eagerly squeezes the thick goo over his body as his chastity cage strains. Panel 3. A smooth yellow sex dog stand squeezing his bulge whilst dripping yellow goo. The words "sex dog' emblazoned on his chest.
Today is brought to you by the fantasy of covering you head to toe in bright yellow goo and turning you into a generic branded rubber sex dog.
The grey clip on the front is covering the break in the collar, split in two on a hinge.
A man in a latex vest and shorts wearing a thick spiked plastic dog collar
Cartoon dog vibes intensify!!!
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Chunky new 3d printed spike collar
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These alien tf pieces are driving me wild. AWOOGA!!
Stand still (Aims the yellow fill tool at you)
I saw this one from @ruffythelion.bsky.social and it changed my brain chemistry 🥴👌
A vibe I connect with
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I have never heard of that before?!
Do they call their viewers 'butterflies'?
Its so fucking annoying.
You got over like one sentence and it asks you if you want help!?
Bitch, I'm literate! I can talk in a whole paragraph at a time!
It pays the bills <3
That was a big art spam.
Diving into the 2022 pile of things I've never posted.
For reference my folder of things 'To Post' looks like this.
2022: 522 files
2023: 775 files
2024: 417 files
2025: 694 files.
Most will never get posted at all. I just doodle a lot.
But it's all been posted to subStar.
A group of 6 men all standing within a metal frame with their ankles bound and their hands above their head on a metal pole as they fuck each other demonstrating a newtons cradle as their balls hit each other whilst trapped inside steel metal ball cages.
Someone just made a Newton's Cradle joke and (as often as I do) I got to say "Oh! I've drawn that".
Boink, Boink, Boink.
A man is squatting down with his balls tied to a metal ring on the ground next to a sign that says "Slave Parking".
Slaves are parked at their owners own risk.
A man is on the ground, lying on his front whilst a rubber puppy is behind him shoving a balloon pump into his ass inflating it bigger. The man says "Don't you think that's big enough!?". The puppy responds "Just a few more pumps".
You could get a BBL OR you could pull out a balloon pump and DIY it.
This mask is such henchman energy and I'm fully horny for it!
An erotic illustration of a man strapped into a bondage chair with a large udder between his legs plugged in with various wires. In front of him as a green alien duck that is playing with the udder, whilst another alien duck has climbed up the chair and is holding the restrained mans head. Duck 1 says "Ringo... are you sure the males of hte species are meant to have udders?". Duck 2 replies "We're on a mission of intergalactic improvement. He looks happier with an udder".
A thing I'm specifically horny for right now.
You know the alien ducks from Courage the Cowardly Dog that have the voices of the Beatles?
Yeah... those freaky lil guys.
An illustration of two men, one is in arm binders with a IV Drip of saline plugged into their balls inflating them bigger. Next to him is a man in a rubber sit with a baseball glove on his hand in front of the other mans crotch. The rubber man says "Hmm... one more bag and you'll fit the whole mitt".
For effective bulge metrics, see how well you fit into a baseball glove. If you are not comfortably sitting in one, plug in another bag of saline.
A 4 panel comic of a furry being transformed into a much cheaper looking sports mascot. Panel 1. A man holds a raygun whilst a wolf furry looks at it with curiosity. The furry asks "What the heck is that?". The man responds "it's a reduction ray, it reduces things". Panel 2. The man blasts the ray and says "Let me demonstrate". Panel 3. The furry begins to mutate, it's fur growing brighter, it's hands turning into plushy white gloves. Team spirit pouring into one ear whilst XXX PORN Leaves the other. Panel 4: The furry now stands as a bright pink puma mascot for a sports team. It shouts out "Go Team!".
Reduction Ray.
Simply point it at something, blast and watch them devolve into something lesser.
Fursuit>Sports Mascot
A trio of rubber puppies fucking each other.
Boink. Boink. Boink.
A pair of men in latex suits and identical zipper dog silicone masks.
A pair of men in latex suits and identical zipper dog silicone masks.
A pair of men in latex suits and identical zipper dog silicone masks.
A pair of men in latex suits and identical zipper dog silicone masks.
Zipper dog twins.
(I’ve shared these pics before sporadically but the whole set is horny 👌)
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