Liberal bouncers tell MPs to wait in line to join party OTTAWA - With Mark Carney's Liberals finally achieving a majority, bouncers outside the Liberal party have instructed numerous MPs who are now rushing to cross the floor to "wait in line".

Liberal bouncers tell MPs to wait in line to join party

CEO blames current round of layoffs on record profits TORONTO - After another quarter of rapid growth and impressive profits, Amazon's CEO Jeff Bezos has announced the company must immediately do another round of layoffs.

CEO blames current round of layoffs on record profits

My FIREFLY books just got banned in Alberta Yesterday the CBC reported that school divisions in Alberta, Canada, just banned 160 books, including two volumes of the FIREFLY series I wrote for BOOM. Here's a quote from Alberta Education Minister...

some news

gregpak.com/my-firefly-b...

When It Happens It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...

But you imagine where you might be, eventually, when you learn IT has HAPPENED.

Maybe you will wake up, anxious and scared and angry (i.e., normal).

Then, out of nowhere, the push notification from THE NEWS: “Breaking: IT Has HAPPENED.”

What will you feel like? When IT HAPPENS?

A screenshot of the petition. e-6679 (Ethical issues)

There is currently a petition to the House of Commons asking the government to draft legislation that would make it so MP's could not lie and spread misinformation/disinformation.

Sounds like a good idea to me 👍

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

#Canada #cdnpoli #misinformation

Autism is a spectrum.

IYKYK.

Every one we've had slowly loses air over the course of the night, unless the person on it weighs under 100lbs. :D

Study: Majority Of Billionaires Consider Selves  Middle Class ST. PAUL, MN—In a comprehensive new survey of how the wealthy view their socioeconomic status, a study published this week in the Journal Of Economic Perspectives found that the majority of billionair...

Study: Majority Of Billionaires Consider Selves  Middle Class

Prime Day is a scam Amazon Prime Day is a four-day sale promoted by the mega-retailer as a rare opportunity to secure "deep discounts" on a variety of consumer items.

1. Happy Prime Day!

(It's a scam)

(Follow this thread for details)

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Please feel free to cite the Deep Magic to me! I was there when it was written so I love talking about it :)

Pierre Poilievre needed a visitor's pass to give his post-Throne Speech press conference

Conservative election post-mortem determines party did everything perfectly, Poilievre super handsome “It’s not us, it’s the voters that are wrong.” Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin and Clare Blackwood) talk about the Conservatives’ attempts to shore up support for Poilievre as leader, speculate on wha...

Conservative election post-mortem determines party did everything perfectly, Poilievre super handsome (podcast)

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

Nothing to see here…

Just 10 UCP MLA’s representing more than a fifth of the UCP government attending an anti-abortion rally at the legislature with at least one featured as a keynote speaker…

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

A screenshot from Facebook. Summarized: A longtime dream came true for an Alberta resident who launched a pro-choice billboard campaign to counter anti-choice messaging in rural areas. Supported by bake sales, community donations, and a design team, the billboard is now live, with hopes to expand. abforabortion.ca 💚

via FB

www.facebook.com/erica.poster...

#Alberta #prochoice

Tommy Roe - Sheila YouTube video by OLD TAPES

I thought.. what would be the equivalent song my son would have... So.. back to 1999. I... wasn't prepared.
Sheila by Tommy Roe:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i-w...
Vs
Save Tonight by Eagle-Eye Cherry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHxn...

So... Weird nostalgia moment. In 1988, I had a mixtape in my car (the cassette deck was "mounted" on the floor of the car) and I just remembered a song from it and went looking for it. It was recorded in 1962. That year it reached #22 on the top 100 billboard charts. ?/1

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person Right now, you’re behind me, within reading distance on the freeway, at the stoplight, in the parking lot, maybe in the drive-thru line, or perhaps...

"Does it help to know that I always return my shopping cart to the designated area? What about the fact that I’ve never been to a Chick-fil-A?Or that I commissioned this bumper sticker from the Etsy shop of a woman who was fired from the EPA?"

‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office SACRAMENTO, CA—Believing that he was establishing a firm line between who he was as a person and what he did for a living, local man Jordan Wheeler, an employee of Creighton Industries who will ultima...

‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office

News Is Not Neutral. And That's Okay. YouTube video by Tod Maffin

Sorry to break it to you, but...
Journalists have opinions and leanings.
Bias is not betrayal.
Pretending otherwise only fuels polarization.
And makes you look dumb. #cdnpoli

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjeG...

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@aelkus.bsky.social once told me they could port Doom to anything and it looks like he’s right because they’re now running Doom on the stock market.

Page 1 of 3 of a comic about a crow adopting a little spark from the sky.

Page 2 of 3 of a comic about a crow adopting a little spark from the sky.

Page 3 of 3 of a comic about a crow adopting a little spark from the sky.

[ 🩵✨️ Little Light 🌟🩵 ]

Please read Crow Time on Webtoon.

🌟crow-time.com🌟

Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse "Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent gave representatives of the so-called Department of Government Efficiency access to the federal payment system la...

"My record speaks for itself. I have led X, which will now be crowdsourcing air traffic control via live posts, to become incredibly efficient at serving up pornographic Adolf Eichmann memes."

Danielle Smith insists Trump helping Poilievre not foreign interference once we become 51st state EDMONTON - Following a Breitbart podcast interview where Danielle Smith recalled requesting the Trump administration pause tariffs in order to help Pierre Poilievre's campaign, the Alberta Premier ins...

Danielle Smith insists Trump helping Poilievre not foreign interference once we become 51st state

Carvel Creative on Instagram: "The Flapper Walls - Gulf Canada Square Location: 401 9 Ave SW Calgary, Alberta Install Date: January 2025 Medium: Stainless Steel and Galvanized Mild Steel / UV Stabl... 47 likes, 4 comments - carvelcreative on January 8, 2025: "The Flapper Walls - Gulf Canada Square Location: 401 9 Ave SW Calgary, Alberta Install Date: January 2025 Medium: Stainless Steel and Galv...

The Flapper Walls
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I like how they had to specify satire.... :D