Lol well I managed to get pregnant twice without trying so they really choose the time they wanna come into the world themselves

How would you astrologically remediate nightmares? 12H ruler?

We almost made it, we almost have a functioning Mercury again (never mind the upcoming conjunction to both malefics 🙃)

What is more Neptune in Aries than a war about whose aim everyone is confused

Oh no 😭😭😭

Omg for others it‘s a break, for moms it‘s 4 days of straight up parenting WITHOUT a break 😭😅

Clearly, I post about astrology because I believe it‘s all fabricated.

Ugh why does Easter weekend have to be a Scorpio Moon…

Idk how this relates to my 9H because lol who has time for education/travel with kids 😅

I think Saturn transiting my natal Mars is just me being utterly exhausted. Parenting 2 under 3 is something else… especially now the baby is no longer a newborn and doesn‘t sleep all day anymore

Proof that the 8 year Venus cycle is real: I currently have pretty much the same haircut as in 2018 💁‍♀️

Hahaha yes. The water signs are not helping, like think how long it takes to turn around a ship…

Always the kids keeping us up 😅

With retrograde Mercury ruled by basically stationary Jupiter things have just felt really stuck.

Well compared to the Aquarius one it was good ie relatively quiet, but I have fixed angles so 🤷‍♀️

Having kids and watching them grow up is literally teaching me so much about astrology. Like their placements come through so unfiltered it‘s beautiful

Oof wish Saturn in Aries made me audacious, I‘m mostly just crumbling under the pressure of my inability to ACT (hello Saturn conjunct natal Mars 👀)

No but fixed/mutable eclipse season is just brutal because I live with fixed/mutable heavy people, so it‘s hitting everyone 😭

Mars diplomatically holding up a mirror = great description of Mars in detriment! Mars is still Mars, hence the not afraid of confrontation bit I guess 😅

Yeah also truth is confrontational and uncomfortable, which as a Libra Moon I hate, can‘t make it pleasant for everybody 🙃

I now have sinusitis AND the stomach flu, can this eclipse be over already 😭 (also noted that 1/7H eclipses are just me getting really sick, cool cool cool)

Of course my health is taking a hit with a solar eclipse in the sign of the Sun‘s detriment coming up. (Sun is my chart ruler, not good times 🤧)

Why was this Scorpio Moon particularly awful (and why do I think it‘s a bad omen for the upcoming extended Merc in Pisces episode 😫)

Yeah my thoughts, too

Idk if this is a thing but silver prices spiking like this in this Jupiter in Cancer (sign of the Moon!) year seems very in line with the symbolism. Wondering what Jupiter in Leo is gonna do to gold prices (even though they‘re already wild) 👀

Lol well my daughter dropped all naps at around 22 months so I get nothing done anymore

It‘s tough out here for the earth signs

So what‘s Jupiter in Cancer been doing for everyone? For me, it‘s been mostly a positive postpartum experience and loving just looking at my baby in the middle of the night even though I‘m soooo tired (transiting my 12H)

Omg hate it when the answer is "it‘s probably some virus", hope you feel better soon!

Spent this Mars Saturn square day at various doctor‘s offices trying to figure out whether I have thrombosis and honestly is there anything more Mars Saturn than a blocked blood vessel. (The anwer: probably not thrombosis, just a mystery pain at the back of my leg. Great, thanks 🙄)