I do think they should have to kiss when this happens

Surely the party of polling will be swayed by these polls

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

i love her

“We were actually just taking them to be cleaned. It was a big misunderstanding”

that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

I don’t know why people are shitting on this. Our brave sailors are getting TWO meats of dubious origin!

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com Figures! Mr. Met ran away from ME last season!!! And he's hugging the Mayor! Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!!! katie honan @katie_honan • 6d Mr. and Mrs. Met (@MrMet) meet Mr. @nycmayor

Sid Rosenberg O @sidrosenberg19 X.com Just when you thought things couldn't get worse we found out today that Mr. Met is a raging antisemite!

Sid Rosenberg • @sidrosenberg19 X.com This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com l'll be 59 on Sunday:) For the first time ever I'm sporting a Yankee jersey as I make my way to the Bronx. The official transition from a life long Met fan to a Yankee fan is now underway. Like my friend @CGasparino once wrote "Go Woke, Go Broke!" The Mamdani Mets are too WOKE for me! See ya at the Stadium soon fans!

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.

My Allbirds shoes telling me to kill myself

Dammit it’s already happening

I love applying for jobs!

It’s my second favorite hobby behind being kicked in the head by a mule!

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

Spider-Man: No Nut November

bryan metzger & @metzgov When asked if he took the post down because of Gaines' and others' criticism, President Trump said no. "I didn't listen to Riley Gaines. I'm not a big fan of Riley, actually." Weijia Jiang • @weijia • 48m NEW: Trump explains to @NorahODonnell why he removed the Al image of himself: "Normally I don't like doing that, but I didn't want to have anybody be confused. People were confused." He said he believed the photo depicted him as a doctor, not Jesus. More: cbsnews.com/news/trump-pop... 6:20 PM • Apr 13, 2026 • 8,584 Views

From @metzger.bsky.social, I am HOWLING.

I predict tomorrow Leavitt will say something like “The President was joking. He has an amazing sense of humor.” Followed by Trump being like “No, I am Christ.”

What Hasan argues in the clip is that it's important that in the process of defeating the Republicans, Democrats do not become the Republicans. I'm not sure what's so difficult to understand about this concept.

Be funny if Usha was like “how’d the trip go?”

this is why there’s been mass revolt and opposition to data centers being built in communities. it is genuinely a health hazard to live this close to something emitting this much sound. these need to stop being built

Screenshot of a headline from politico that reads: fears over who can win in 2028 are already surfacing among democrats

Here's the thing: Democrats already know who can win. They know which policies are popular with voters and which candidates are vocally in support of those policies. They're going to throw a billion dollars into trying to prevent those candidates from becoming the nominee.

what if we had tape of Clinton saying this after the Furby came out

He's going to run as the anti-war candidate in 2028 and the stupidest people you know are all going to pretend to believe it.

i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”

As someone who loves uniform design and is obsessed with alt uniforms, I feel like this whole city connect campaign has been targeted punishment for something in my past

"I wonder about the timing..."

Folks, survivors aren't dropping mixtapes. There's a lot of reasons to stay quiet & few to speak up, so yeah, waiting until my abuser was about to become one of the most powerful men in the country would probably make me wanna finally speak up too.

Easiest jury nullification in history

Ok the 2032 comment wasn’t Carter being cynical, he clearly had some sort of Dead Zone style epiphany

I have a perfect idea for fixing and funding this app simultaneously: make each reply cost $1, to be refunded when it is liked by the OP.