lmao do they need to put fucking skulls on the uniforms or what jesus

I've accomplished some of my best work in a sleep-deprived fugue state, but I still wouldn't do it to myself willingly.

Little Bastard -> Rat Bastard -> Circular/Spherical Bastard -> Fat Bastard -> Ol' Dirty Bastard

~It's the cir-cle of life~

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

Maybe there are different stages in the bastard life cycle, like flies?

Nothing to worry about, just the Heritage Foundation publishing an article on how the Republican Congress can refuse to seat Democrats www.heritage.org/election-int...

Charging more per BBC seems racist 🤷‍♂️

misidentified Netflix descriptor screen: text says "tidying up with Marie Kondo" and photo is a person with an assault rifle in the desert

seriously, get rid of your crap

I don't need a loop for that.

BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Two bankruptcies, six jobs before ICE hired him Among the new hires is Carmine Gurliacci, 46, who resigned as a police officer in Richmond Hill, Georgia, to join ICE in Atlanta in December, according to a resignation letter obtained by AP. He filed for bankruptcy in 2022, saying he had no income and had been unemployed for two years after moving from New York to Georgia, court filings show. He said he was living with a friend and doing chores in exchange for housing, listing tens of thousands of dollars of unpaid loans, bills, child support and other debts. He also had filed for bankruptcy in 2013 in New York, when he listed $95,000 in liabilities, records show.

Really good reporting from AP. They took 40 people who had listed their new ICE job on LinkedIn, then looked for red flags.

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What

They've done this forever, its just usually when a Democrat is in office.

Every time I see an @apnews.com link, for a moment I think it's Ape News and I can't help but think that would be nice.

@buddhaferret.bsky.social

XKCD meets Sin City

HRT unlocks the art of the Sideways Step, where you move outside of times' flow and resurface where you choose.

That is why they fear you.

Decermber is my favorite month.

@sarahkorse.bsky.social hey, where it says "Literal agent of Satan" in your Bio, do you mind if I think of that like you're His talent agent? Like, you're booking the Father of Lies to appear on Colbert's show and in off-Broadway productions?

Can the internet please go back to being this?

They're actually nails.

It was actually a typo, he meant to say "launch *nudes* at" us.

A forum post stating that AI-written code will be our generations asbestos, because it's bad and pervasive and will take generations to remove.

Saw this on a forum I frequent.

Honestly, I've figured that we're all NPCs in a Bethesda-Style RPG, and Trump is doing a low-int evil run and savescumming.

I like to joke that Trump has high-energy theoretical crime labs, constantly pushing the envelope of lawlessness. They just discovered a new form of bank fraud that can only exist for a millisecond in lab conditions.

This is the same thing, but for blasphemy.

Allow me to state:

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A highly detailed photo of a field mouse snuggled up asleep inside a purple and yellow flower.

I just found out that tiny little field mice climb into flowers like tulips and take little naps in them like hammocks and I feel like this information is too important for me not to share with anyone. 🥹