Randomly text your man throughout the day ✉️

I think I need a new job

being a weekend warrior in these lobbies 😮‍💨

Have yall ever seen a pangwan in real life?? 🧐

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Does anybody know when Black Restaurant Week in DC is??? Cuz I need to participate.

Holy fuck that looks so good

Lmaoo they just don’t understanddddd what we go thru 🫠

Have yall ever seen a pangwan in real life?? 🧐

Tell them to HIT PAUSEEEE 😩 we’re on the way!!!!

I had no idea Rev Jessie Jackson died

Wait a damn minute now am I just hearing about this 🧐

🫠 we got new Gnarls Barkley in 2026

Panic attacks SUCK bruh.

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I’ve found the perfect gif and I’m gonna wear this one out

Me too!! Yay!!!

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Blerdcon 2026 here we come!

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Got on the train and realized I left my Stanley cup at home.

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🫂

This is a great ‘omg’ because Black Flag is one of my favorite AC gamesss

Well that’s a relief 🫠 I thought we needed an exorcist.

OH MY GOD

🎯

Rico Nasty.

That’s it 🔥 that’s the tweet.

Only shine for those who value your light. ✨

Sooooooooo, I’ve discovered a hidden talent that I never knew I had….

I really enjoy writing ✍️ and it explains a lot lol…..