Heard an adventurer saying he was going to parry the claws of a dragon.

Be he mad? No matter his mastery of sword, there is the problem of tonnage!

All in life is temporary; especially mine patience.

Personally, when something goes wrong, I just blame feuding wizards. Works more often than not.

Nay, we'll not ever catch him. Not with turnshoes like these.

We'll never get Poulaines O'toole to take his Poulaines off.

I see, then how shall I determine mine victory over the other players?

The Town Watch can confirm that, indeed, the notorious witch doctor has been arrested for trafficking in consent-diminishing potions and charms.

Many thanks to all the mages who participated in this daring quest to rid the local fief of this scourge.

Be it so? What do I wager in this game of dice?

Yep. Turns out his soul got put inside of a nearby decanter. Had a rough going trying to stuff it back into his body.

Aye, ever since poker night at the barracks, I've always made sure.

The Missus be off to fell Xydric the Unending Terror and Master of Shadowmere.

So I guess I've the cottage to myself this weekend. Maybe I'll get a tankard of ale and invite the lads over.

Tengu be an interesting folk. I often see them mimicking some sound or line, and suddenly others will gather and repeat it.

The good cleric calls it "stimming".

Haste seldom betters a result.

Take a breath.

Some elders aren't worth respecting.

They've had enough time to not be fools.

Historically terrible idea.

There's an idea!

Wish to see me tempt fate?

"I'm going to go chase the horse archers"

The northern quarter has had a sudden plague of ride-by loosings.

Horse archers, I'd wager.

There's an earnestness in archery that I appreciate.

To get better at it, thou simply must keep doing it. There be no technique of a master that supplants this one basic rule.

According to the chef "sometimes"

Elf bread is amazing, dwarven stew unparalleled.

But GOBLIN GUMBO?????

Aye, true true. I just try not to think of it.

No. Just a lions tail bite someone with fangs and drag them to a cave. :(

Sounds just like the Bandit Barrens!

Off to visit the dwarven caverns. I pray they will let me see the deep rivers and the creatures that dwell within, as a treat.

Another day? Say it is so!

You'd be astonished how often this occurs, and how often people mistake bridge toll and troll.

Before I worked for the watch, I considered guarding an ancient treasure and being the guardian who only speaks lies. Unfortunately, I've never been very good at thinking upon mine feet, so it was always obvious.

Minions & Goons Local No. 1

If they live outside my walls, they live outside my salary.