me: I'm an adult man (true)

also me: MOMMMM I'M A TINY HELPLESS BABY, BRING ME DAYQUIL AND AN APPLE JUICE

I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for

in short,

Happy Christmas Adam!

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I also have a ko-fi. ko-fi.com/kermie94

I am $55.99 short on bills today. 🙃 I get my holiday bonus on the 26th, but everything is due before that and on autopay that I didn't catch in time to stop. If anyone would be willing to lend me anything, I would be able to pay you back the 26th.

I hate that writing fic inevitably comes with putting yourself out there to potentially feel excluded or not good enough. Writing is a vulnerable thing no matter the medium. If you’re a fic writer, you are doing AMAZING, for real. Try to ignore the shit out there that makes you feel less than.

Cross stitch of Stede and Izzy's S1E6 duel but they're cats.

Give a cat a warning!

Photo of two kids at a skate rink. The 2 year old has blond hair in a ponytail and is wearing a lion sweater. The 5 year old has a hockey helmet with cage and is wearing a Blue Jackets jersey. Forgive the jersey, they got it from their cousin.

One way that I'm able to get my kids Hanukkah gifts is thru points I earn on the Fetch app, where you scan receipts and get rewards like gift cards. Right now if you download the app using my code & scan a receipt, I get 3k points and you get 2k points!
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

picture of most of the pittsburgh penguins wearing matching robes in a spa in Sweden. Sidney Crosby is in the middle, visibly shorter than everyone else, maybe 3 apples tall?

let's go to the spa with mama

also the universe sent me three separate signs to stay alive yesterday so that was very helpful, thanks universe, please don't take this as a sign to start kicking me again

SECOND JOB FINALLY GOT ME ONBOARDED WOOHOO YIPPEE!!!!!!!

for any catboy Izzy fans: he, Pete, Lucius, and a foster kit make a brief appearing in the catboy Marchy hockey rpf fic I'm working on

"A bit of honesty that might embarrass me later: I'm not doing well. I'm physically safe, and will continue to be physically safe, but as far as mental health goes, I'm way down at the bottom. It's been quite a while since I've felt this bad. My instinct is to feel ashamed of all of this, though if it were any of my friends or family feeling this way, I'd tell them they had nothing to be ashamed of. It's frustrating beyond measure to struggle with the same issues at 31 that I did at 13. I have more coping mechanisms, a decent medication regimen - but this brain stuff, it's chronic. I'm never going to fully escape it. And the world around me - man. Y'all know me. I want to fix everything for everyone, and that's impossible even when we're not in unprecedented times. (When do they stop being "unprecedented times" and become "the world in which we live"?) I try to help where I can, and that never feels like enough. I'm sharing all of this not necessarily in search of sympathy but because I know a lot of people are also feeling pretty miserable right now. I'm tired. I'm doing my best. I worry constantly that my best isn't enough."

I'm a lot more active on twt than on here for a variety of reasons. But I thought I'd also share what I've got going on right now, just....idk, to share?

CANCELLED // brad marchand the panther (full version) YouTube video by myothereffingaccount

made a Brad Marchand fanvid to CANCELLED by tswift. if anyone's into that.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MgL...

my pretty pretty princess had her first day of preschool today

as a reminder I have a ko-fi and my c0mms are open. DM me for deets ko-fi.com/kermie94

gonna have to get a new car fml

i feel like a lot of you would vibe with goalie nesting

mcq, a white guy with silver fox energy, big ol' glasses, and hearing aids, looks over at a shirtless Tom Cruise, who is animatedly telling a story. mcq's laughing and blushing

like come ON now

mcq, an older white guy with silver fox energy and big ol' glasses + hearing aids, looks off-camera (at tom cruise) with what I can only describe as awe and adoration

look at how mcq looks at him

also idk if anyone on this site knows about tom cruise and his director mcq but they are fascinating and uhhhhh the rpf writes itself folks

worked very hard on writing today so as a treat I'm reading a bunch of goalie nesting fics

someone who c0mmed me sent me a link to a clip from a TV show for inspiration, with the note "do not watch this in public without earbuds"

previously unheard of levels of debauchery

love that the theme connecting nearly all of my c0mms is intense horniness

This rabbi made a great TikTok on what theists can learn from atheists, and one of them was a story of the Baal Shem Tov, expounding on a Talmudic passage, saying that when someone is suffering, you shouldn’t say “God will provide” but instead act like an atheist and take matters in your own hands.

Happy 54th Birthday to Ke Huy Quan 🎂

three separate fandoms too. top gun, ofmd, hockey