We need to swap ideas!

I wonder how those who never train or un-train manage.

Do you ever wish you were always padded?

My mom found my cringe first story. She didn't put 2 and 2 together though.

They'd have been a joy to parent.

I miss peak ABDL Tumblr so much. Things from there stick to this day!

This...was basically your childhood!?

I have many questions to ask!!

What kind is this?

How are you doing?

You look so comfy and freed!

Keep him in them.

I envy his dependency on you.

If you really want to get to me on a vanilla level, baseball or hockey are those ways. Much more fun than distilling someone to a garment!

Leave it to the Red Sox to win their one game when I already was waiting for my plane out at Midway. But hey, our incompetence gave you a shiny Alex Bregman and demoted that right wing kook Matt Shaw to the outfield.

Cubs was there but I wasn't there for the Cubs, haha. Weather was good but it didn't hit the same that a 1:05, 3:05, or 7:05 start would.

Oh god yes!

Went to Wrigley last year. Made the mistake of doing a 6:15 Saturday Fox start in July which is the worst time. Too night for a day game, too day for a night game.

Did the Sears Tower that same day. Toured Wrigley pre-renos and also have toured Dodger. Willis and Unilqo can buzz off.

You don't know the vivid mental images of failure that go through my brain. 😍☺️

Extension of the 2 Line trains across Lake Washington. I went back in your feed.

So you're seeing the Cubs this weekend.

Have you been to Wrigley?
Your opinion on the name "Unilqo Field."

I want the feelings of said mommies going through the work of inducing lactation. The glee of making their own milk. The joy of first latch knowing they'll now feed.

Did you run into the mass of transit vloggers on the first day of the 2 Line across the lake?

Yes. Yes it is.

Treat me like a tween who goes incontinent and ends up regressing further. Put wipes next to the trophies for things they'll never do again and powder next to Lego creations they may end up eating.

Buttons pushed!

Feeling the warmth of fresh pee entering with that "tsssss" sound.

Now that you frame it this way it rings a bit hollow. What if you end up with those same connections now and it's a diverging path with the same end?

Can I give you my button push list? 😂

Cost? Will?

You're given the option to relive life padded with unconditional acceptance with no teasing outside playful razzing. Do you accept this?

Happy 31 padded years!