Some of the busted myths were actually true but Adam and Jamie had a government mandate to falsify results and keep the populace from reaching our true potential.

Stickers of Pete, Pete, and Artie (the strongest man in the world)

This month's @thekylestarks.bsky.social sticker club is CLUTCH.

- of petroleum is because all coffee has in fact been transformed into petroleum. This is the only reasonable explanation.

3 panels from an issue of The Authority. An Oil executive drops his coffee mug as he spits out a mouthful of oil. Swift watches as The Doctor, levitating in the background, explains, “YOU KNOW, I'M WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL THE ULTIMATE QUICK-CHANGE ARTIST. I CAN TURN COFFEE INTO CRUDE OIL, OR OIL INTO WHATEVER I WANT. I'M ALSO THE SHAMAN OF THE EARTH, AND THIS WORLD IS SICK OF YOU STARVING HER OF AIR!”

@denobel.bsky.social @thechrishaley.bsky.social
I think I figured it out. The Engineer’s appearance in Superman suggests the existence of other characters from The Authority, and The Doctor once turned a guy’s coffee into crude oil; therefore the reason Lois says she’s trying to hide the taste -

Vulture, who has been hanging out with a bad crowd: Dad, what do we eat?

Vulture dad, who is also the band Kansas:

The Last Starfighters are dead, long live to The Last Starfighter!

The 1984 movie will have an official sequel on July 1st, in the form of a comic book miniseries from @madcavestudios.com

Written by @benjaminraab.bsky.social & @dblackanese.bsky.social and drawn by @willirobertsart.bsky.social

we should officially put John Carpenter in the "leave the poor guy alone quit asking him about 40 year old shit" category along with Alan Moore

Who is least qualified: donkey kong jr. teaching math or popeye teaching English

An excerpt from a page in The Dresden Files novel Twelve Months. It reads: “the time the sun went down until his wife called him to bed. The ladies had a knitting circle going, though they called it crochet. I wasn't sured the difference. I did learn to crochet a little, enough to make a red-and-blue scarf for Maggie for the coming holidays. It was an incredibly repetitive and soothing task, and when I did it I found my stomach settling for a while. Plus, I liked making things.”

Harry Dresden understands.

i know a hwoarang main when i see one

a cartoon of a man in a blue suit and top hat Alt: a cartoon of a man in a blue suit and top hat. This is Gabbo from the Simpsons episode “Krusty Gets Kancelled”

Me - picking up some meds that will hopefully dial down the violence on tomorrow’s vet visit.
Vet Tech - “You here for the gabo?”

County on the Edge of Forever - Memphis Flyer Star Trek Day highlights connections between Memphis and the beloved sci-fi series.

Star Trek Day highlights connections between Memphis and the beloved sci-fi series.

A screenshot of a Google search. “john hinkley jr” is in the search bar and the results are John Hinkley Jr. musical artist and a photo of the man wearing an acoustic guitar. For context, John Hinkley Jr. did not become famous because of his music.

I had cause to look up John Hinkley Jr. and I was very surprised by Google’s top result.

A wide-eyed, startled man wearing a studded headband - Dr. Zefram Cochrane, the inventor of warp drive - sits in a cockpit, looking off-camera while a starry space void is visible through the window behind him.

Happy First Contact Day!

In 37 years, Vulcans will set foot on Earth. More importantly, the Phoenix will be the first human ship to reach Warp 1!

Incidentally, it's also the birthday of the son of Ronald D. Moore, co-writer of Star Trek: First Contact (1996). Happy birthday, Jonathan.

I know the tweet is Al generated when they use " ," before and.

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

Bond rising from his coffin after his funeral

Bond holding a green and gold Faberge egg

Bond saying “resurrection”

Your Bond options on Easter:

YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE
OCTOPUSSY
SKYFALL (though you’ll also need to hang onto that one for Mother’s Day)

Eugene is recovering well, alert and joking and will go home in a few days. A big deal accident but we will be very grateful this good guy genius will recover.

It’s also worth noting that “Popsicle like an adult,” means don’t have a popsicle.

A screenshot of popsiclehard.com which shows a 12-pack of flavored alcoholic beverages. The ad copy text above it reads: “POPSICLE® LIKE AN ADULT New Popsicle® Hard delivers the classic Popsicle® flavors we all grew up with plus a 5% ABV kick, coming in Hard Cherry, Hard Orange, and Hard Grape - all non-carbonated.”

Finally! Someone is brave enough to make a non-carbonated grape-based alcoholic beverage.

Taylor Swift in a lion head vest holding Spider-Man's mask

My most unhinged Saturday commission.

Taylor Swift as Kraven

A sign reads: “HAVE YOUR ID READY”

Give your Superego a break.

a girl with bushy hair, a boy with glass, and a tall boy

a death cult prepares a human sacrifice

a stained glass window has come to life and is menacing a priest

An old and eccentric professor with a silly three-syllable nearly onomatopoeiatic surname flying through the air

I've said it before BUT if you REALLY want a strange and scary old English boarding school with a glasses boy/tall boy/bushy-hair girl pal trio unraveling a mystery related to a beloved elderly mentor figure & a death cult written by original HP director Chris Columbus, watch YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES

Panel and insert from Booster Gold #8 by Dan Jurgens and Mike DeCarlo. A young man emerges from a spherical craft and says, “Well, we made it. And in one piece, too! So, unless the clock is off, this is Nineteen Hundred and Eight-five! Strange, though. I expected it to look a lot different, but it looks exactly like the world we left!”

Last night I dreamt that I was Booster Gold and suddenly discovered that I had several overdue library books. After an initial panic, I realized everything was okay because I had a time machine.

The Maxx 1 (1023)

Peaty The Bog Man YouTube video by Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins

The archived stream of the Varietopia St. Patrick’s Day show is still available! Fantastic music, Irish vampires, and the introduction of Peaty the Bog Man

Stream it: bit.ly/vstream31726

Afroman prevails in cops' music video defamation suit after a brief but viral trial The "Because I Got High" rapper made waves in 2023 with the album and song "Lemon Pound Cake," using home video to mock a police raid on his Ohio home. The deputies lost their civil suit against him.

The "Because I Got High" rapper made waves in 2023 with the album and song "Lemon Pound Cake," using home video to mock a police raid on his Ohio home. The deputies lost their civil suit against him. n.pr/4smknby

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here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

Len Deighton obituary: Len Deighton: How The Observer's cookery cartoonist became a master spy writer Best-selling spy author whose workaday secret agents were a world away from the glamour of James Bond.

R.I.P. bbc.com/news/article...

It is the anniversary of the My Lai massacre today. I'd say that even more than most years, it's important to remember what happened.

And the role Hugh Thompson, an active serviceman, played in both stopping and publicising it. Despite enormous military, political and public pressure to stay quiet.