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One weird thing I've wondered about with all these people calling Orange Julius the Antichrist...
What if he's into it? He is a malignant narcissist after all. Who's more important than a key figure in Biblical prophecy?
Think of all the money they save on studio lighting by having an incandescent anchor.
Leon Smuk, a billionaire: "Someone create the Andromeda Strain already! I'm tried of waiting!"
No one should have so much money that they could unilaterally control any of the world's resources, reshape the world environment, dictate its future or condemn millions if not billions to live through any number of nightmare scenarios.
But definitely not this guy.
A tweet from Elon Musk dated April 12th 2026 on how wonderful it would be to build the dinosaur disaster park from the movie Jurassic Park.
The world's richest person somehow has a negative score in media literacy and comprehension.
Concerning.
Extra detail: The bioengineer wanted an apex predator to hunt bots and rogue AI on the Net at scale. He wanted to preserve the cat's natural instincts so this is why the intelligent cat is not a talking cat (also too cartoonish for the setting).
But probably like M30w!!!
If your crew's netrunner would have dug into it a bit more, instead of being fully defeated at every turn by the cyberkitty, you would have found that all the passwords were also just changed to "meow"
Someone leaves a shopping cart across two store pickup parking spaces.
Someone just failed the Voight-Kamff test.
That would fix everything, I'm sure.
If only we had the grifter who can't relate to regular human people and takes orders from a billionaire who infuses himself with child blood and is obsessed with the antichrist, instead of the pedophile grifter who doesn't understand countries and wants golden statues of himself everywhere.
Celebrating not doing a genocide with a metabolism boost smoothie.
Yes, I've got two option Cs up there. Forgive me for being a little distracted.
But I guess we're just going to wait and watch what a reality TV game show host, adjudicated fraudster and rapist will do in this situation?
Ok.
In the US, Congress could do more than strongly worded statements. Like, end their vacations early. Business leaders could be making demands.
Other countries have leverage. They can sell off our debt, use sanctions, threaten to cut diplomatic ties.
In response, strongly worded statements have been made.
In a few hours a reality TV game show host, adjudicated fraudster and rapist might:
A) declare victory
B) say he's made the best deal, like no deal has ever been made
C) extend deadlines / manipulate the stock market
C) Condemn a region to a long slow death
D) Nuke a country of 90 million people
This Arby's has a guardian goose that will attack anyone who goes near the door.
Infrastructure week is hitting very differently this year.
Daily reminder that the Vice President of the United States, Jimmy Bowman aka JD Vance, is a puppet of billionaire Peter Thiel, a man who electroshocked his penis and gets blood transfusions from the young as part of a health regimen, and is in an argument with the Pope over the supposed antichrist.
Grifter and Vice President Jimmy Bowman, aka JD Vance, sits for an interview and says, "You know me, I think they're demons" when asked about aliens.
2027: They actually invoked the 25th amendment. The world celebrates, but then aliens contact Earth. The world again breathes a sigh of relief as they say they come in peace, until JD Vance pops out of his command center bunker, shouts "Demons! Eating our cats!", and launches nukes at the aliens.
The latest data shows that at least $156 billion across 48 data center projects was blocked or stalled by local opposition in 2025.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/b...
Sometimes there really is just one thing that explains everything.
The President of the United States doesn't understand countries. 8m45s
youtu.be/71i-ogkOm5Y?...
Not even the cool ones, but the "banality of evil" type.
The only thing they're successfully creating from sci-fi are themselves as the villains.
They'll tell you this is long-termism but when you look at what they want, they actually want everything in the short term. It's equally as blind as short term thinking. They can't wait for humanity to end and become something else.
They talk about having lots of children but don't want to raise them themselves.
It's their entire mindset.