Well, that's not going to help against global warming.

Err Nigel, you've got a bit of 💩 on your nose.

Fires do happen. And he was fired.

To misquote Jamie MacDonald: "Well if it isn't Trumpty Numpty, sitting on his collapsing war like some massive egg c***"

Your photo is of the wrong tax avoiders.

gammon and gory?

Brexit surely meant an end to the Dutch Elevator.

Return of the Mac.

Would the Sicilians accept the Cecilia Jimenez version?

It could still be at the venue. Have they tried leaving out a saucer of milk?

Is it the Judean Peter's Y-Fronts, or the Peter's Y-Fronts of Judea?

Will the "bored of peace" be handing out an annual prize?

I think JRM's 'we' might be quite different from your 'we'. I wouldn't be surprised if his 'we' did very well!

If you put it all together, it's a Nobel for a classless man.

Feelings are internal, and they were hurt. Snowflakes are made of ice, and ICE is made of Snowflakes.

This tray's wet, this tray's wet.

Only the second VP to wear eyeliner.

Last year's concerts:
Arab Strap
Morcheeba
Santana
The Beths
Dry Cleaning / Getdown Services
Los Alergicos (keeping it local)

🍍?

What is this photo of? Bring your vassal to work day?

Surely it would be more effective to fine the end users for a percentage of their income and wealth. Sort of like a tariff on steroids.

Dozy Don.

How much for a milkshake?

The Big Bow Manifesto goes "Big bows are the best, wear high all the time"

a man stands on the hood of a volvo truck ALT: a man stands on the hood of a volvo truck

No mussels to Brussels

Fantastic @thebeths.bsky.social last night in Barcelona. I'm glad the wallet story had a happy ending. 🥰

IN THE event of a catastrophic oil-spill at sea, haven't the likes of Shell and BP considered throwing a load of sliced mushrooms on the slick? Them bastards hoover up all the oil in the pan when I'm trying to do a fry-up. Plus, a bedraggled cormorant might appreciate a snack whilst waiting to be rescued. Eldon Furse, email

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