Both were yellow card offences. Sore losers. #realmadrid #bayern #ucl

The Ways in Which Donald Trump is Like Jesus Christ Except Better

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Trying to decide if I do Iron/Wealdstone or Orient/Rotherham on Sunday. Don't get to see Iron much, so a London game is welcome, but the Orient game probably matters more at the moment...

Are Spurs too good to go down? No. If the bottom three had been even half decent last season, they'd have gone down then. They've been awful for 2 seasons now. If they do go down (and I think they will), they totally deserve it.

The Iranian president defending the Pope against the US President was another thing not on my 2026 Bingo card.

Well done Hungary. Let's hope the UK voters can similarly reject Reform next month. Doubt it though

Journalist hits back at the Trump administration 👏

"Our job as journalists is to report on what is happening in a war.

"Our job is not to try and please the president or only report the statements he likes."

Analysis Finds That Google's AI Overviews Are Providing Misinformation at a Scale Possibly Unprecedented in the History of Human Civilization A new analysis commissioned by The New York Times suggests that Google's AI Overviews are wrong an astonishing percentage of the time.

This is catastrophic.

Don't you wish that English summers were like today? 25C and low humidity. Lovely.

Sorry, but what exactly has the US won here?

Again, Trump dogwalked by Netanyahu and cosplay Crusaders into an unwinnable war.

Netanyahu tried the same on every President for 4 decades.

Trump is the only dumbass who said, "Sure."

Well... Took a dump and he might have TACO'd. These things may be related. #ProbablyTMI

I'm off to bed. It's entirely possible I may wake up tomorrow to news that that Iran's been nuked. Or TACO. I'm not entirely sure at this point. What a world.

Well done to the stewards for not letting the West Ham supporters back in.

Whatever happens now (aside from perhaps a capitulation) - this is a massive boost for West Ham bid for safety.

And that is why I never, ever leave a game early. #WHUvLeeds

And my third point of the day. He's quite mad, isn't he?

What could save the Labour Party in the GE 2029 would be to have Rejoin in their manifesto. How about it Keir?

This is a poor West Ham performance, especially the first half.

At least they're not using Teams. #Artemis

and while I've not seen the game, BBC commentary made it very clear that we probably shouldn't have got the free kick that we scored from. Still, had our share of bad calls this season.

Great (if slightly fortuitous) win. Third is probably out of reach, so just need to ensure we get a home tie in the first round with no injuries. And try to sort out our occasionally wobbly defence. #UTI

Brilliant.

Whisper it, but I'm having to write some stuff for work that I kind of understand at a high level, and I'm using AI to help summarise it for me. It seems to be doing a good job, if I'm honest. I think I know enough to know if it's right or not.

Any idea why Bluesky is making Youtube show ads before every video, despite me being signed in to Youtube premium? @bsky.app

Just let that sink in. This is in case of an invasion by a NATO ally.

Wow. Sadiq Khan asks Keir Starmer to not only “rejoin the EU Customs Union and the Single Market this Parliament”, but also to “fight the next general election with a clear manifesto commitment: a vote for Labour means we would rejoin the European Union”, without a second #Brexit referendum 👏

fair point.

That was truly dreadful by Newcastle. What on earth was Ramsey thinking? Barcelona are good enough without a bonehead play like that. #BARvNEW #7-2