Less than a month to go 😬

The funniest possible way for my fiancé to discover that I've secretly been Election Maps UK this whole time

Made with the finest boy milk 🤤

Omg I'm getting married next month

You can choose to not post things sometimes

Yippee for Dal!

I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line
I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line
I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line
I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line
I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line
I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line
I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line
I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line

In other words, it would be v strange if both GRN and LAB vote shares went into the lower half of the grey area - at least some voters for either party are likely to tactically vote for the other if they think they're more likely to win

so REF vote share is only likely to increase with additional tactical votes (from tories etc), whereas GRN and LAB vote shares could fluctuuate within that grey range depending which party the left wing tactical votes break for

the tactical vote range indicates a degree of potential tactical voting to/from other parties. There's not another right-wing party with a chance, so REF voters aren't likely to tactically vote for someone else, whereas GRN and LAB voters could tactically vote for each other

These locals are going to be absolutely dismal for Labour lmao

you've known me for a thoroughly rancid, evil decade

you've known me a good decade - you should know by now that I'm extremely refined and rarely concise

there's something really really galling about watching in real time in a word doc as someone uses AI to 'refine' my work and 'make it more concise'

100 days to go 😬

Was in the office for 12 solid hours today - only ended up leaving because the fire alarm went off lmao

i genuinely can't bear to subject myself to this

guys it's my first time - what do you do when your fav releases a truly dogshit album?

What's not clicking???

Sounds fake but okay

more than once i've had people tell me that they forget i have a name because i seem like someone who wouldn't have one

at LEAST two too many Warringtons for my liking

This has captivated me - I can't look away.

I'm in love with you

yessssssssss

You would fit right in, I have no doubt

Tex is walking round the flat singing a song called 'Unterhosen' which is to the tune of Despacito

fuck if only I knew anyone good at planning 😬