Happy Valentine’s Day you real housewives gays

It’s 2025 and I still can’t move playlists between folders, create new folders, or shuffle all the tracks in a folder. Apple Music can take a note from Windows 3.1

How is this girl next to me on the flight SLEEPING thru the burn book text reading scene when Angie claims Bronwyn wears a hot dog suit because she’s good at sucking d*** #rhoslc

Also My Bird Buddy — a birdfeeder live cam view

Is anyone else’s IG algorithm a wicked combo of thirst traps, plastic surgery, hims, ozempic, and Nintendo ads? Or is it just me?

I just witnessed my first bear train and life will never be the same again.

Happy 2025 ❤️

One of my best friends texting me she is expecting her second child and this is my current view. Happy gay new year

Being called a big ladyboy instead of a f-slur in BKK on the street has a nicer ring to it

Bangkok bound! Wild that the NYE circuit party is on the last day of parties. Totally expect to be the most alive there hehe

My body is about 70% sodium, 50% of the way into this South Asia excursion

It’s 2024 and guys still no call no show their hookup plans.

About to send the biggest fuck you over an email in my entire life

Nothing is more low effort in text communication than sending someone a link with no context

An Italian would take justice into his own hands. Just like his ancestors who kept well drinks under $5 in NYC gay bars and mild to moderate homophobia

Something gives me peace knowing I didn’t join the HMD coat check line around 1am last night

Feels surreal being that “daddy” gay and have early 20-something twinks be your most frequent inbound on the hookup apps.

What do my officemates do when they find a dead pest? Call the super to pick it up???

I don’t have any utilities running to my building, and I am answering a question about AI for a customer that if you ask it for a cartoon mouse with big circular ears + red suspenders with white buttons and yellow shoes in a garden, what does the model output.

What the fuck is my life.

Did you know insurance companies find your social media and will use your posts in their claim research?

If you’re reading this State Farm, hi hello good to see ya!

TIL mentioning you are dealing with crispy apartment and the labyrinth of city approvals, contractors, assessors, and insurance companies whilst in a meeting about removing one click in a software process doesn’t garner the grander perspective of the world you’d think it would.

Thank for your positive energy and generous support yesterday. Short version is FDNY tore up my walls putting the 🔥 out but nothing of value was lost. Will be hopping between NJ and sleepovers in NYC with fam.

Life throws us a lot of moments where we need to act on our feet. Can never do it alone.

All of the kitchen fires my sims started growing up did not prepare me for the real life version.

(No injuries or massive losses! Just a ton of process and waiting.)

My Italian cousins are about to die on the hill that brown coffee = coffee without milk and sugar and black coffee = espresso and water.

Me, the gay at the family Thanksgiving function to the straights watching football: “Where are we in this game?”

Them: …uhh

When the family pics come out at Thanksgiving and you find out this hussy was writing notes to your Grandma 🔥

“I have a word. BEEZ.” - your mom on Thanksgiving eve

it is almost 2025 and we still have men trying to flirt or initiate conversation by repeatedly bumping into you on the dance floor

If America is about to go backwards, here are my requests:
-Pop Punk bands are mainstream
-Windows XP Security Updates
-Being able to call someone a fat, dumb, lazy slut in the heat of an argument

When did a subscription to a gay cruising app become more expensive than one that actually makes designers a living?

@nytimes.com on with their anti-trans bs and asking for forgiveness for @jkrowling-author.bsky.social spreading toxic misinformation.

Also don’t read the comments