It’s beautiful.

Does anyone (besides @badhippa.bsky.social) remember my original Twitter account @AZFakeLawyer? Probably not, but those were fun times.

I feel sick

Bahai’s in Iran have been subjected to gross human rights abuses en masse for decades. Iran is not the good guy, but neither is the United States.

Doesn’t a naval blockade of the very waterway you ostensibly wanted open a week ago seem like a typically sycophantic hare-brained AI idea?

So what, they fire all the generals and now ChatGPT is running the war department? Where’s Skynet when you need it.

Very stable genius. #Trump #25thAmendment #Impeach

I’m just shocked that a former prosecutor-turned-congressman turned out to be a serial rapist.

I also thought there would be a moon landing.

I mean I’d have more housing options than I do right now…

Maybe some of us don’t care because we’re too busy trying to figure out how to not be homeless next month, and because our SNAP benefits were unlawfully terminated we can’t even feed our children this month.

Armageddon, not that I want it, would nevertheless level the playing field.

Maybe some of us don’t care because we’re too busy trying to figure out how to not be homeless next month, and our SNAP benefits were unlawfully terminated and we can’t even feed our children this month.

Armageddon would level the playing field, tbh.

Fuck snow, and fuck winter too.

#IgnoreSCOTUS

Par for the course in a world run by mostly idiots.

I’m looking for 6 feet of rope lol

Filed this today in the Ninth Circuit regarding my appeal challenging the qualified immunity doctrine as unconstitutional and unenforceable.

I wish to point out I made this exact argument in a federal court filing on 7/3 (including the reference to ADHD amphetamine meds, PCP, and Ambien), and that I was the first (I’m aware of) to “publish” on this particular CSA distinction as applied to § 922(g)(3).

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I can’t be mad at Spotify—it keeps me sane.

Apparently Trump is correct.

You know that whole ‘no right without a remedy’ thing? Well, the inverse is also true: An implied right exists where an act is committed with apparent impunity.

“Can I please hear a song that doesn’t suck?”

Rainier Wolfcastle would be an infinitely better Secretary of Defense and he’s a completely fictional character.

Dad, is that you?

Ha ha, losers.

I need to quit social media before I start saying what I really think and what should be done.

Seriously.

Maybe it really should be called the Department of War.

That’s exactly what went down.

I can’t wait for the day when there’s no screenshots from X on here because it has ceased to exist.

So so soft.

If she’s bringing 1992 back then I’ll gladly listen to the radio versions.