But the don‘t-call-it-a-war in Iran is “going swimmingly!”

Thanks again Emperor Hairpiece!

#TrumpIsMentallyIll

“As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person,” said no one ever about Lord Combover.

I have heard many assertions of the exact opposite, by people close to him.

But who are you going to believe? The habitual liar, or his colleagues?

#TrumpIsMentallyIll

My father was treated for non-Hodgkins lymphoma off and on for the last 20 years of his life.

He had health insurance through his company, I guess, or maybe through the GI Bill, but the long and the short of it is, I have no idea how he paid for it.

Health insurance today is a scam.

Fantastic!

Get off the field!

Preferably fact-checking in real time.

Sure, he’ll deflect and name-call. Comes with the job, so do it.

Glued it on to the end of his own? Sort of an organic “French tickler?”

Indeed, what IS up, Bluesky?

Okay, but other than that…

Clapping like trained seal.

This is my shocked face.

Was she giving out free samples?

This game can only be described as a slop fest.

Touché.

A universal embarrassment.

I blame you.

Nope, not a worldwide embarrassment; a galactic one.

#TrumpIsMentallyIll

Hey. Priorities, right?

#TrumpIsMentallyIll

Which, in this case, kinda feels unfair to the other mentally deteriorating sociopathic terrorists…

#TrumpIsMentallyIll
#impeachConvictRemoveTrumpNow
#25AmendmentNow

“America’s Hitler.”

Sounding remarkably prescient right now, ain’t it J.D.?

#TrumpIsMentallyIll
#ImpeachConvictRemoveTrumpNow

No-no still in order.

What?!!?

But the Dow is at 50 thousand dollars!

Wait.

Scratch that.

Nine times out of ten, one hit and no runs will turn the best outing into an L.

Rationality, thy name is Trump.

Or not.

#TrumpIsMentallyIll

How many minutes before he gets bored and lumbers back to the limo?

”Why are these other people talking?”

#TrumpIsMentallyIll

“I know more about Constitutional Law than anyone!”

#TrumpIsMentallyIll

“Backfeed?”

What the hell is that, anyway?

Or today. I’ll accept today as well.

Lying c*nt.

Aug 30, 2025; San Francisco, California, USA; San Francisco Giants right fielder Luis Matos (29) makes the catch of a line drive by Baltimore Orioles second baseman Jackson Holliday during the third inning at Oracle Park. Mandatory Credit: D. Ross Cameron-Imagn Images

Unfortunate. I thought he was a decent glove and a good, if streaky, hitter.

Did he get DFA’d, or optioned?