Repo Man (1984)

And hey, should She ever get ideas above Her station, you can even get your dommebreaking kicks in with the same person!

I made You. I can unmake you.

Giving her a taste of power. Encouraging her to let it go to her head. Carefully engineering situations where she drinks deep from that incomparable sensation again and again, until She is a simulacrum of You.

Lesser still, yes. Merely an extension of Your will. But so much more than She was.

Dommebreaking is all well and good, and VERY fun, but have we considered the potential of dommebuilding?

Taking some uncertain, insecure 'sub-leaning switch' under Your wing, imparting on her a mesure of Your cruelty, letting the flames of authority and sadism burn away her doubts and fears.

people w/ blue eyes meme but the lil figure is surrounded by drawn weapons of those that are not blessed to be the main character

this one showing up on base after breaking not only the company's mission completion time record but also the collateral damage and friendly fire records

come on man.

sweet dreams (risograph version)

Yeah I believe in the holy trinity*

* Knight girl, squire girl and their liege lady

working on the voice of The Torsion Ghost, the ghost that gives girls testicular torsion in the night and is paid off by big orchi

showing queer systems fight club for the first time is great because they can get so distracted by the blatant homoeroticism that the plurality twist actually surprises them

Wild West
(repost)

WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO

when it was invented, the nerds rope was, in term of candy, like an atom bomb compared to older candies like a malted milk ball which could be compared to the sharps rifle, but the end point of that innovation is the thermonuclear weapon that is the nerds gummy cluster

gorpcore mom that beats you with the Arc'teryx Conveyor Belt 38 and the TEVA Hurricane Verge XLT2 chanclas

SSR Sartha Thrace(s)

People always ask: "Will your current skillset be useful during the apocalypse?" when the more pressing question ought to be: "Would you make a decent pack animal after the radiations mutates you?"

gives the saddest neediest of eye expressions

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Me: Riddle me this. How come we only get physically aroused by dominating someone and only mentally aroused when we're being dommed? Think we can bridge that gap so I can enjoy both fully?

My Brain: best I can do is ensure continued frustration with both, but you're a switch so it's fine.

Me: FUU-

A wife is a chew toy you can have sex and deep conversations with. And also you love her so much it hurts

ME AT THE CLUB: What am I supposed to do here? That’s a girl on a leash who’s acting like a dog

THE TULPA OF EMILY POST MY MOTHER FOISTED UPON ME: It’s polite to pet the dog.

thinking about how the movie Wild Wild West is pro-"trans women you can fuck" but anti-crossdresser

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

another one featuring the noises of @katya-kit.bsky.social and @asteriskboxxy.bsky.social in their natural habitat

memory

the most important thing to do is have an animal that people associate you with so that they can send you pictures of the animal when they want to talk but they aren't sure what to say

Falconry hood knights... so many fun ideas today..