I’ll take it!

Everyone should give me money I think

A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

GUYS PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE US GOVERNMENT IS AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE WITH A PRESIDENT POLLING AT 33% AFTER 15 MONTHS IN OFFICE AND WHEN SEVERAL ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE THINGS ARE HAPPENING AT ONCE NONE OF THEM EXIST TO BE "DISTRACTIONS" THE GOVERNMENT IS JUST THAT BAD

A scene from the NES game Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja. A military man in sunglasses is against a green screen. Text reads "The president has been threatening genocide. Are you a bad enough dude to murder the president?"

Americans:

Storm Dave I’m gonna need you to calm down please

Ohhhhhhh my god

Never went away

Been seeing a lot of parkour videos… is it back?

screenshot of instagram comments joe_exotic Everyone knows Erika put a hit on Charlie Reply veronicalohara @joe_exotic how are you commenting from prison Reply joe_exotic @veronicalohara it's all corrupt girl

unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will
be entering the lexicon

Eye of Ra almost sounds like yeehaw

had an accidental nap and awoke with the image of a gold mask wearing a cowboy hat. rootin tootinkhamun

Royal Match ad where some sort of King is trying to hold rocks from falling on him and you need to solve some matching puzzle to prevent it happening.

I have no interest in this man’s problems

whenever folks talk about harry potter and separating artist from art they always have this indignant 'OH SO IM A BAD FOR BUYING THESE BOOKS?' but thats not the real issue. the reality is that many will BELIEVE you are bad, and that is VALID. its not your choice what others think of you

An extract from Rivals by Jilly Cooper: “Rupert’s cock was really incredible. As he slid inside her, she felt all the amazed joy of a canal lock suddenly finding it can accommodate the QE2”

Just the funniest books ever written

Sarah stood next to a boat shed with two very simple Homer Simpsons graffiti’d on

Thinking about the homers again

This + david mitchell yelling “stick it in your family” is really locked into the vocal stim library

Bee Bush

Its been a long time since I dabbled in game dev, and I've no plans to go back currently, so I've made (nearly) everything on my itch page free.

So if you want to play some tiny, amateur as fuck PC and ZX Spectrum games that I made then have at it:

beebush.itch.io

What kind of Irish is your grandaaaaaad

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Poe: joanne was explaining death of the author
Poe: what do you think, mary
Shelley: death of the author eh?
Shelley: [brandishing swicthblade] i think it's a good idea
Rowling: i
Rowling: i have to go

I’ve been giving off short girl energy for my entire life. This has made me really reevaluate things. I’m a giant beautiful lady.

Recently found out I’m a whole two inches taller than I thought I was. Im so tall! The tallest girl in the world!

You were a loser for making this series your whole personality before she was a transphobe

If you watch this you’re a loser btw! “Ohhh waaah I grew up with it tho” yeah so did all the rest of us in our thirties, I’m just sad you never read another book

A new Jenny Nicholson video 🥹🥹

(These are him with my brother, I was actually a much cooler looking baby)

Turn from the ruin. Turn and go *forward*.

I miss him so much man

Obsessed with these photos of my dad during his early Dad career

I love bein a cute girl :-)