"I need an LLM to decide what I should eat. I'm very clever."
Posts by Andy McCulloch
Experts say it’s highly unusual for the White House to tell agents to give up custody of potential evidence in an investigation, as it did with the Tates.
“I’ve never heard of anything like that in my 30 years working,” an ex-DHS official said.
(Published Nov. 2025)
Suicide
And Wes Streeting
Saw them a couple of months back, supporting Portrayal of Guilt. Very promising young band. ‘Newcastle’ was incredible.
They don’t care about the public at all. They just want what THEY want.
I’d agree that she’s the one but the media will destroy her. Streeting’s their guy, because he’s an obvious cunt.
T is OK for cis women but not trans men.
Puberty blockers are OK for cis kids but illegal for trans kids.
You see it, right? You see what this is?
We don’t want/need box-office. Plain accountability will suffice.
So only the REALLY popular ones survive? Whodathunkit?
It's easy to succumb to outrage fatigue. But this was four days ago. 2,000 killed. 1.2 million displaced. Entire villages demolished. A 40km 'buffer zone' (10% of Lebanon's territory) annexed. It's barely raised a resigned shrug, but it meets the criteria for war crime. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I went and watched the segment on iPlayer. This is absolutely wild. It’s basically doing a free micro political broadcast for Reform during BBC Breakfast.
In case you’re confused - the £100k of tax Richard Tice failed to pay here is totally different to the
- £92k of tax not properly withheld on dividends
- the £600k side-stepped via highly aggressive tax avoidance
Industrial scale grifting revealed by @danneidle.bsky.social and Gabriel Pogrund
I see you’re a flag-burner now, Mr Tice.
Obvious, made-up lie klaxon!
Probably would’ve got the opposite reaction if I’d told them the true stories of meeting Rolf Harris, Prince Andrew & Huw Edwards, totally uneventfully, in my youth.
In the exact same situation, my new colleagues were amusingly incredulous at my assertion that “I’ve never worn a woolly hat”
James Bembridge on X: Hate is too weak a word for what I feel towards the NHS. I'd tear it down and salt the earth upon which it stood.
Lovely people, these Reform UK candidates for the upcoming election, and great to know they're on our side.
My gf’s daughter, last week, “I love the Conjuring movies, did you know they’re based on real-life events?”
Me, “No they’re not. Fuck off.”
Busted.
Anas Sarwar approached Reform’s leader asking to form an alliance against the SNP.
Source: Reform’s leader.
Watched it last night. Couldn’t help but think it was pre-recorded, particularly Reznor’s vocals.
Well at least Viktor Orbán is free to headline Wireless next year.
Trump to invade Vatican City for installation of Peter Thiel as Supreme Pontiff
I know he is demented and degenerate and mostly pretty dumb too. But Pope Leo is weak on crime is one of the funniest things a politician has ever said.