Good morning!

Yeah, AI could write them for the insurance AI to deny, and then the AI could argue about it, who even needs people anymore…

Top of a tall cat condo beside a window at night. Clearly visible in the foreground, a calico cat is curled up on a shelf with her tail curving off the edge. Obscured on the top platform is the round impression of a black and white cat, also asleep.

I miss the cats coming to bed, but it’s hard to complain when they actually use the cat furniture.

Yeah, a friend linked a youtube video earlier today and I literally was like, "I will watch that on wednesday, thanks."

Reading dishewasher reviews, and this comment sums up my feelings about SO MANY THINGS:

"I don't want an app for my dishwasher. I want a delay start button."

Hahahahahha, this post is what gave me that feeling!

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery.

Well damn, impossible beef in dinner!

I would like some pudding please.

Uuuuugh, I think it's just a total crapshoot now.

Yeah, I'm not interested in dropping Miele money, having just dropped Bosch heat pump money a few months ago, but I did see the wirecutter article. I wish they were recommending one of the Maytags that Costco has!

Oh yeah, Samsung is on my appliance shit list entirely based on other people's reviews and how the controls for their combo washer dryer appeared to just be a little embedded android tablet. (We ended up with the LG there, and have so far not had cause to regret it, but also it's only a year old.)

Yeah, I'd been assuming we would buy a Bosch whenever we had to replace ours, but that time appears to be now, and uh... enshitification continues.

Anyone replaced a dishwasher lately? I find myself unwilling to trust any current manufature appliances really...

Just had this happen myself, a friend turned back up after about ten years, but we’re both spicy brained and time has no meaning. It’s great!

New word day is always fun! And that’s an excellent one.

It’s absolutely peak leopards eating faces. The utter delusion she had to be engaged in could power a small city.

A fluffy black and white cat pouncing into a black suitcase open on the bed.

Sure, as long as you’re prepared for “oops, all cats…”

Well, yeah, but that’s just because birds aren’t real…

I will eat my mom’s oatmeal raisin cookies all day lone, but store bought have always been a disappointment.

Yeah, that checks out. If he could hurry up with the mummification, I’ll call him whatever he wants.

I have missed the discourse this evening, and I am very grateful for that - this one always ends with my block list growing.

It never LOOKED like it!

But I’m pretty sure mine were.

Oh yeah, I realized a year or two ago that my grandmother WAS my grandmother at my age. I still feel like I’m looking for an adultier adult most of the time, so that was… unsettling.

Hmm… this sounds like it has elements I’d enjoy but not put together in a way I’m super interested in. Which is a pity, because the idea of a pigeon as a familiar slaps.

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Not the chevron deference I wanted back…

It is terribly invasive and I hate it, but also I love it with the pure love of a happy eight year old at the swimming pool in the summer…

It’s a big bus, surely there’s room for both…

Dear Those Guys,

I want nothing to do with your gross penis* ever.

Disrespectfully yours…

*I don’t actually have anything against penises in general, theirs are just gross because they’re attached.