I miss three weeks ago when I didn't know what a clavicular was

People being like "oh I was born in the wrong generation" like how is that true when Pokopia just came out this year

I can't help it if @kupopup.bsky.social and @pupblizzard.bsky.social are in love with me, how is that my fault?

Some recent pictures

I don't understand how he's world's sexiest man AND world's best politician. Like, I'm glad he didn't pick just one but I feel like you're supposed to pick just one.

Yesssssssss a true mag fan

I kinda think more people should be burning down warehouses tbh. Just me?

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES #21 – Freefall YouTube video by Rusty Quill Podcasts

youtu.be/vNyljAcH3yo?...

Now I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about this situation, but like... smiling and shaking hands is what you do when you meet someone for the first time, right?

Rewatching drag race season 7 and I was reminded as to how hot Sasha Belle aka Frisbee Jenkins is (and yes I've seen the goods) and like... I just know if she weren't famous and we met each other at the bar, she'd be inside me by the end of the night. I just KNOW it!!

Like, I'm sure objectively that a pickle and peanut butter sandwich is bad (unless you're pregnant or weird), but if I ate three a week then over time I would transcend from "ugh this is gross" to "did they use nicer peanut butter today?" And anyone that's ever listened to the radio gets what I mean

3) and this is both the most likely option and also doesn't negate my first two options, is that it's simple repetition bias. It's a well researched fact that the more we're exposed to something the more we like it, even if a) we know that's what's happening, and b) it's objectively bad.

2) you feel ambivalent about a band until you see them live, and even though they're the same amount of good live, you've now had a delightful experience with them that you now associate with them

I feel like maybe this is completely normal for a couple of reasons. 1) a band can sound so good in studio that you, consciously or not, can't imagine they actually sound that incredible live, so your mind is blown.

Tie dye always rules.

Josh Lawson calls role "dream come true" okay well why don't you fuck me about it then

I dunno I feel like they're onto something

I had to pause the movie and scream for a while. "Oh everyone here is Mary except for Pyramid Head who is James and Eddie Dumbrowski who is don't worry about it.

Also as long as you're taking requests, I'd love for you to include a 5 to 30ish minute full frontal nude scene with Josh Lawson as Kano. As much bush as possible. I'm willing to accept an nc17 rating btw.

But if Sonya Blade doesn't growl "IT'S KOMBAT TIME" then I'm walking out of the theatre

Truly insulting. I unironically love the first two movies, and this one is just... painful. Unlike the others, these flaws can't be excused

On the flip side, I just watched the trailers for Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat II and I'm fucking PUMPED

the final third of this movie not only shat all over what was left of the source material but then set ablaze the paper bag full of dog shit that was its own first two acts without bothering to ring the doorbell

Update: it didn't. Return to Silent Hill loves abandoning plot points more than I love abandoning newsletter emails.

At least the first two thirds of the movie, while being drastic, poorly written departures from the source material, followed a mostly cohesive story. Suddenly it's unintelligible, disconnected drivel that I highly doubt will come together in the next 10-15 minutes.

I'm willing to watch a terrible movie if I know it's gonna be bad, especially if it's based on a video game I've played or know a lot about. Return to Silent Hill is testing my fucking limits.

Oftentimes when I leave a conversation I imagine everyone saying "does he ever shut the fuck up?" And a) the answer is no, b) I'm aware of the problem, c) I'm incapable of doing anything about it, d) so please be niceys???

Post a non-religious picture that you think of as holy

Hey, librarian here. If you find out a favorite author is a monster, don't separate the art from the author just give it the fuck up and stop supporting the monster.