Get Feucht, Sean.

And we all thought that was Shrub. Wrong!

I not know Badinov I not try to kill moose and squirrel.

Sinister looking Melania saying I did not know Badinov I did not try to kill moose and squirrel.

I did not know Badinov I did not try to kill moose and squirrel.

Ejaculation is a wanton expenditure of precious life force.

I really don’t care do U?

Happy War Crimes and Uninfrastructure Week to all who celebrate.

Happy War Crimes and Uninfrastructure Week to all who celebrate.

More than I am usually, yes.

Thank you for your attention to this moron. (h/t David Simon)

Haven’t read the book, but the movie actually sucks IM(minority)O.

As a college sophomore, I was offered a ticket to The Last Waltz. “How much?”
“25 bucks.”
“No thanks, too expensive.”
I hate myself.

I’m the dummy who bought an EV. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW BITCHES.

What does one typically do with a penis? Well, that’s what he did.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Wait. Wut? WTF???

Because 1) they can’t 2) it would change nothing 3) he has serious brain damage.

Joe Kent! I did nazi this coming.

Apparently he does. Or so I hear.

I guess you’ll just have to go by feel.

This method is pretty easy to do in your head and will be close enough for government work: multiply Celsius by 2, subtract 10% from that number, then add 32. Example: 15 x 2 = 30; 30 x .9 = 27; 27 + 32 = 59 degrees Fahrenheit.

and no dogs.

Him and Sinema.

If there’s any justice it will be Ethan Hawke but who’m I kidding.

Dudley so far is very obfuscatory with respect to social issues so hard to tell how moderate he really is.

Have you asked Google Gemini for assistance?

“I have underwear older than you.”

I’m redditmaxxing by obsessively reading Reddit, duh. 🙄

I’m old enough to have been squarely in their demo four decades ago, but it wasn’t until fairly recently that I truly came to understand this pop masterpiece.