I was nodding along when he was talking about subs and rotation. When did he become reasonable?

The gloating if they deny us the premiership… no thank you.

I actually hate it.

So silly. I’m glad we got the draw but I hate that this whole season is going to go down to a match the Mariners…

I just tried to explain the highlights to my husband and it made me realise just how bonkers that second half was. What do you mean we had a goal from a free kick disallowed because we did some silly shithousery in the lead up?

I mean I guess a draw is *something*. Still mad though.

Rude.

I’ve never really forgiven Melbourne Victory for the many crimes their women’s team has committed against ours but if you could just keep this lead it might go some way to alleviating my years-long anger please and thank you.

That was just MEAN. Melbourne City are mean.

This feels precarious.

MILSH (Man I Love Sophie Hoban)

I mean she was entertaining and I’m sure she’s lovely but as a player we may have to agree to disagree 🫣

Yeah it’s probably fair, sadly.

(I’d like a win just for pride and laughs but honestly I’m taking just not being demolished.)

The result is largely meaningless but if we hang on for eighteen more minutes we’ll have made the whole season without a single red card 🤞🤞

2026 even.

NGL every time someone defends Albo I lose all respect for them. I don’t care if he was at some gigs you went to when you were young and cool, it’s 2025 now.

Thanks for nothing, Canberra.

Canberra running out of time to hold up their end of the bargain. I thought we were friends, Canberra.

So what I’m hearing is that if the Mariners lose to Canberra this week and Sydney next week, by at least three goals per game, and Victory and Perth draw, and we beat City, we’re winning the whole thing?

I know he’s not ACTUALLY a New Zealander but I get so confused every time I hear Stephen Hoyle speak.

That would have been a cracking you-didn’t-want-her from Gooch. #ADLvNEW

I screamed.

Not one player on the field gave less than 110%. I am so proud of this team 💛💚

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Looks familiar.

We are not a serious country. If we lose this will be why.

Friends I think we’re cooked on Saturday

Corner shenanigans make me nervous.

Let’s put this game to bed so I can go to bed.

KERRFOORDKERRFOORDKERRFOORD