Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

i thought that was Stalking, and Daunt was "can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less"

full circle where robin gets hired by onion!infowars in 2026

morgan.... MORGAN...!!!

Story 102

kill them all!!! with words!

Can y'all keep your fucking Pope knobslobbing where decent trannies can't see it

They're making you, yes you, the tsundere girl with twintails in the next season.

btw our sealed kits were silverquill and lorehold lol

sultai sealed deck with like 10 removal and discard spells

prismari sealed deck with a bunch of mana dorks and echocast symposium

3-0 at two-headed giant from @bunhinged.bsky.social and i!
i played all removal lol, they won the game for us. turns out paradigm good

think im gonna lorehold it up :3

MTG-Doku Puzzle #20 — 122.0%
10 guesses

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strixhaven when strixdungeon strixnecro and strixinferno roll up

i love you opabinia regalis.........

them...

Born too late to explore the world born too early to explore the stars born just in time to love my wife

if you have anything to give, please do so!!! really dire situation, any help would be appreciated

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

LIMBIC SYSTEM - The fight? There is no fight. The fight is over -- it was lost. A thousand years ago. You have laid here forever. Keep falling. Deeper... take the door.

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MTG-Doku Puzzle #19 — 86.0%
10 guesses

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the ice age + alliances flavour is sooooo good. i love my problematic queen ms varchild

fundamentally you can put most yaoi on an axis between "but we're both boys" and "it's normal for boys". modern BL tends to fall somewhere in the middle. i much prefer a weak "but we're both boys" to a weak "it's normal for boys", but if you commit to the bit the latter goes crazy. boys yuri is real

they are lesbians and in love

honestly every day

15°C temperature differential 😵‍💫 im gonna get cooked

aster day!!

morgan day!!

i am sorry but i think i may have missed something. there is no gendering in the post

(interviewer sees my face and gives signature look of transphobia) uhh, boobs are down there buddy