Yeah ok, what delusional pills are you taking cause I want some.

This was an everybody vote, all sides are complicit

:(

I got tired of waiting on the news to tell me about the government so I wrote a python script that talks to the congress api.

isthegovernmentshutdown.org

Ok so like that definitely not destiny right cause it kind of looks like him.

Black girls with accents, people who don’t sing along, Gays™️, fan edits, hair. She basically the actor version of Azealia Banks

Cynthia Erivo need to stop speaking for groups she doesn’t even like

Sometimes I wish I was illiterate

I hope you get everything you wished for cause we need more happiness right now #love

I guess you a real coder and business owner when you have to code a new time clock with reporting in Wordpress

I feel like we lost the plot and forgot how to actually engage, thank you for calling this out while we have a chance to start over

When I’m doggin him and he say “at least I’m mentally stable”

When the transgenders take over, we will force everyone to read Julia Serano clockwork orange style

It’s like the twitter whale era- a lot of people want to use this now we just got to be patient :)

I respond to everything I have no business responding to

If tpain can do Wiscansin with Mansion I think you will be fine

I’m telling everybody this is where Santa lives

Make sure your week is off to a good start. Be as nasty as you can to whoever is unfortunate enough to cross paths with you, be angry today be feral

mike’s hard penis

open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.

I gotta realize not everyone has the best intentions when it comes to Me. I gotta stop holding people so high. That lowkey just blew me, but it’s okay 😌🫰🏾 ima keep it pushin.

Nightmare orgy

Does Caesar dressing make any salad a Caesar orrrrr??

make sure you're kind to everybody today, be as nice as possible to everyone you come across

IDC IDC IDC. She looks good and still loves herself - how can you hate this smile!?!?

Girl the meeting is set in December I am not going no where and I need to stop freaking out,- I do good work!

Is everybody believing in the servers? If you don't believe in the servers they don't work

I think my day job is letting me go today I’ll post back with updated after my review

See I just need to keep my mouth shut