Photo of a can of Energy Kombucha "with benefits"

Is this kombucha going to try to fuck me??

Do people not use the word "biro" any more?

Saw a woman on the train with a rucksack on but on the strap it said "GOON SQUAD"???

It's cold in hurrrr

Thank you! It's extremely necessary

Selfie of me in LAYERS shortly before I turn into a block of ice

Heating in the office isn't working 🥶

You made an excellent decision. 10/10

I've just learnt that sturdy cardboard boxes used by companies like Iron Mountain and couriers are called GAYLORDS

Selfie of me in a lift

I'm ready for work to be over now

Photo of the screen of Slay the Spire with an "Unceasing Top" power up

👀

Running?

Oh he's not concerned about *his* dirt and germs

I love your happy face 🥰

I'm glad it's not just me. How dirty do people's faces get?

I just read a whole thread on skincare routines and my routine is just going over my face with the sponge in the shower. Am I a bad gay?

I was dead excited to see the improvements being able to connect to a network that isn't Three, and yet

Photo of a tub of Cadbury Heroes in the paper tub

Now that the shitty eclairs have gone, these are by far the best tubs of chocolate

Screenshot from Pokémon Legends XY featuring the Fist of Justice

Oh my #Pokemon

This happens at New Street ALL THE TIME. There'll be staff either side of the barriers chatting to each other and instead of just standing to the side of the barriers, no, they just both block a barrier each so they can stand right next to each other and chat

A photo of Jonathan LaPaglia and his beautiful arms

I'm going to miss JLP's arms after this series #AustralianSurvivor

A sign in the street labelled "gays" with an arrow pointing to a pub

Seems like a trap

Agreed, absolutely not. They don't even have a cushion!

Buying a property was so stressful I can't even begin to think what it'll be like to have to sell AND buy again 😫

I think you should do a much more dramatic shriek back each time

She is an absolute queen ❤️

Ah, the huge bags. Loved when Jane was pregnant

a woman in a dressing room says i 'll do it but only for the attention . Alt: GIF of the iconic Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock saying "I'll do it... but only for the attention"

She is perfection

I miss 30 Rock. I thought the penultimate season was a bit meh, but it really went out on a high. Any moment with Jenna is just 🥰

I'll just hide in Sexy Fish 🤭

I think so! I did switch to Rammstein after this