bingbong

mfw when just topped for the first time in 7 years. oysters to celebrate.

so much to be grateful for today

having a fat ass and a winning smile has taken me pretty far in life

would kill someone with my bare hands to be in love again

one too many bumps and i have the insatiable urge to rip out my veneers

running the table at aunt ginny’s is my favorite way to rizz up clocky cis girls

coming to the realization that fate keeps having me fall in love w awful ppl so that i can continue writing my pathetic little breakup songs and pretend my life has meaning. anyways, the next ones a banger i promise.

found my old suit and it still fits

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last night a beautiful woman made fun of me for being bad at fighting games and then punched me in the chest 🫠🥰

taking iron supplements for anemia cured my depression, ADHD, gender dysphoria, and erectile dysfunction but i no longer get bruises when beautiful women chew on me so im gonna stop taking them

looking for hot single transsexual drummers in my area to start a band and/or fall in love with

the pigeons in maria hernandez are feasting on my innards later today if you wanna come watch

doing coke is so much fun if you’re a real shitter

i don’t have an ED i just have ADHD and am poor

a lady at the table i was waiting on said she was allergic to fish so i had the maître d’ move her to a different section

when ppl say they are looking for love what they actually mean is a woman who tops

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i love women

important developments

but the s in versus is a dollar sign

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anyone wanna come over and beat me with hammers every time i think abt texting my ex?

security confiscated my poppers at the woods the other night and idk that just feels kinda transphobic of them

good morning bluesky

oh don’t mind her she just hasn’t been the same since they nerfed grindr

writing music again this one’s gonna be abt chopped cheese sandwiches and my thoughts on polyamory

boy and i are settling into the new place nicely •ᴗ•