"Do you fw fat girls" does the sun shine in the morning? Does birdsong accompany its ascent into the beautiful sky?

see joey this is why i fuck with you, you’re always keeping it real

>Full Odds: Elitism & Hipocrisy in Pokémon Shiny Hunting
>"Looks inside"
>The guy is the shiny hunting elitist gatekeeper

thank you chiitan for liking this post btw i love you forever

true!!!!!!
tbf i was like multiple different forms of lesbian depending on my gender from like 12-16 and then ive been with my wonderful beautiful partner boyfriendwife for almost 10 years now so ig ive just never truly been into cis men. their loss though im not missing out on shit 🤪

is there a word for where your sexuality is everyone except cis men? because honestly that’s me. because i love every type of woman and enby and i love trans men sm but as soon as a cis man rolls up im not interested. but like i should know this i’ve had a tumblr for almost 15 years

true… i like the way you think

i keep getting compliments on my perfume omg… bianco latte i’ll love you forever

Ramonu 👜
#メジロラモーヌ
#ウマ娘 #umamusume

i think shinies should be even easier to get specifically to piss off 8192 purists

Okay, this is crazy
#tomodachilife

BREAKING NEWS: Disgraced defense attorney Phoenix Wright, who was disbarred seven years ago for forging evidence, has been arrested for murder himself. The trial is scheduled for Monday.

having a regular soda after drinking exclusively diet for like 3 months and wtf how do people drink this

SLUGS IN LOVE #gastrodon

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

skebリクエストありがとうございました！#ウマ娘

Mozart: Requiem – Lacrimosa

bianco latte i will love you forever and ever

Pre-game ritual

#pokemon

i splurged and got a full bottle of bianco latte after my sample ran out like 6 months ago and omg.... i missed her so much..... so fucking delicious

my ass is so fat and my tits bounce when i walk and my thighs are so rideable. by the way.

i would 1000% recommend the anime and the game to all my friends, it’s one of my favorite games like ever, but man does it have some crazy content warnings. so beware if you watch or play it

man the needy girl overdose anime is incredible so far. really enjoying how it expands on the themes from the game

Abbott and Costello

"Hey, what's the name of that Electric gym leader from Paldea? Y'know, the streamer girl?"
"Iono."
"Whaddya mean you don't know, you must've played that game for 500 hours."
"I DO know what her name is!"
"Well then, what is it?"
"Iono."
"You just told me you knew it!"
"AND I'M TELLIN YOU, IONO!"

duane holding a candle

there’s something about being made to go to church so late at night that makes me want to be gayer and more of a pervert by the time i leave. anyway χριστός ανέστη gay people

This is what immediately popped into my head when I saw this

a man with a beard is holding a sword while standing next to a girl ALT: a man with a beard is holding a sword while standing next to a girl

BERGMITE SIX SEVENNN

i’ve sold like 5 kitchens in the last two days alone 🫩 im exhausted

YES BITCH!!!!!!!!