It's often said that Shakespeare was born and died on the same date. Now, whether you like his stuff or not, you have to admit that's a shitload of work to bang out in 24 hours.

It's too commercialised these days. All you used to have to do was leave a glass of IPA and a gluten free cookie out for Otto...

Happy St George Was Turkish Day!

It comes around so quickly...

It's self evident that the market is a more efficient deliverer of services than the state. Just look at the privatisation of water in the UK. No issues whatsoever.

Levi is dope. His fusion style makes it fun to watch the crowd's reaction.

(And I am *slaying*)

To celebrate Saint George's Day, I've got drag on.

“You can’t dust for vomit” is a phrase which I have now used twice today…

The word narwhal is apparently derived from the Icelandic náhvalur. Nár is dead human body, hvalur is whale. It’s said it’s because medieval sources describe náhvalur using their enormous tooth to eat men who had died at sea. Or, that the gray, pasty skin of náhvalur recalls that of a dead body.

Ornamental cherry tree festooned with pink blossom

Ours the other day…

Never read the Giraffe one, but in short book news I’ve just finished reading the fabulous Mister Robert’s by Alexei Sayle. Bought on Sat from Oxfam to fill a couple of hours waiting for Son at a jazz workshop, finished tonight in Poole while waiting for Daughter at police cadets. It’s brilliant!

Mini penne With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta

*Sean Connery voice

Tomorrow (Thursday, April 23) is the one year anniversary of Old Skies!!

To celebrate, I'm going to be doing an all-day streamathon of the game on my Twitch channel.

I'll be starting around 10am EST and will continue until my stamina runs out. Feel free to pop in!

www.twitch.tv/wadjeteyegames

Wait until they release the extra footage to make it cannon (sic)…

Headline: World’s biggest condom maker set to raise prices due to Iran war

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

I think Roger Waters secretly would have loved to have gone mad like Syd Barrett but unfortunately he went mad like Roger Waters.

It’s the much-missed Sean Lock’s birthday

Fine Young Cannibals.

And a custodial sentence for older cannibals.

Due to a set of rules he imposed on himself, Paul Young spent most of the 80s living in a hatstand.

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

"Try to get in through a tiny gap in a window approximately 2 seconds after it's been opened, then stay in the house for about 16 to 20 hours, even though the roof and two walls have been removed to let you out"

Page 1, Training Manual for Flies.

An otter lying on a bedspread, titled Anatomy of the Lesser Water SOSSIDGE. Its eyes are labelled Peepers, its mouth Whiskery Death Region. Front paws: Paddle Region. Belly: Streamlined SOSSIDGE region + Belly button. Penis: External Steering Nubbin. Testicles: Furry Malteser Pouch

Just been reminded of this. Morning all

Induce guaranteed amnesia by putting a drink in the freezer just for a few minutes to cool down

Winner of trump v Wilson plays winner of Carter v bush

Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Types of Board Game

xkcd.com/3235/

Never explain never apologise- and never change, sir! X

I've got a friend who thinks he's a glove made from a yellowy-brown condiment.
I said to him "you're pretty weird, you mustard mitt".

we all know I have no life, so:

Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.