Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

lmao

if even a fraction of nba twitter energy makes it over here we'll be better for it

rhythm guitar

all the streaming sites are getting nationalized and everyone can watch movies that are over 10 years old. we fix the deficit by charging $5 per episode per stream of the office.

Southern Poverty Law Center indicted on federal fraud charges related to past use of paid informants The Southern Poverty Law Center has been indicted on federal fraud charges related to its past use of paid informants to infiltrate extremist groups.

The apparent theory here--SPLC was defrauding donors by paying right-wing extremist org informants, and also took completely legal steps for obscuring the money trail for very obvious reasons on this totally legal thing to do--is ludicrous even by the notoriously malleable standard for wire fraud.

what's several steps beyond participation trophy culture?

call me old but the idea of a big to-do before prom is an insane premise, to me. i barely had money to afford a tux rental (or in my case, two! i was dating a girl from another school at the time).

This is going to sound flip but you are the fucking man. Proud to know you, even online.

love to wear the hat that communicates to the entire world that you're Normal and Doing Fine

i guess i made the mistake of not equating those jobs with actual "work"

what hawley is implying here is probably something closer to what the nazis promised their officer class: jeffersonian yeomanism with a bunch of slaves doing the moneymaking industrial work outside of depopulated cities in the hinterlands. pol potism without the desire to teach people a lesson.

the masculinity lines are just there to placate the rfk jr and hegseth acolytes who think that the reason imperial america is in decline is because we made a conscious decision to make ourselves weaker. aside from pro athletes, no one doing manual labor is providing for an entire family.

Right-wing economic populism is always a dead letter because no rich people or companies want to pay enough in subsidy/tax/salaries to ensure that a single breadwinner with a high school diploma will make enough to feed a family of four or more without a significant boost to the welfare state.

i have friends asking me what's going on with the sites of Cooper Stadium and Historic Crew Stadium and i just have to tell them that those are great questions.

God gives His weakest GI tracts to His strongest soldiers.

thank you mr secretary for agreeing with my precept that washing your legs is "a little sus"

@normcharlatan.bsky.social posting "Guy who didn't join the military because of flu vaccines." right above @goodboy.bsky.social posting "Stroszek! (NBC TV series 1978-1979)

i think the pilot for this would rule, as a concept

“yeah but what the base believes in doesn’t win at the ballot box” how in the world would you know what wins at the ballot box? look at who’s in government and who is in power now. look at the feckless dem leadership. none of these people care about knowing what wins and what doesn’t, obviously.

if you behave this way you are a paypig but for your vote, you want the immiseration of voting for a conservative but somehow also want to believe that you are a better person than the average republican. if you’d rather lose than have a better society for your lessers, what’s the point?

the dem politicians and party wonks who perhaps somewhat understandably want to stop hearing calls to get pushed leftward by voters and people in their mentions are one thing, but it’s extremely perverted behavior for dem loyalists with no other skin in the game to call the base unrealistic pinkos

It's cool how one of the ways you show that you want the Democratic nomination for presidency is going to Michigan and giving a big speech about how annoying your voters/constituency are.

jamal murray is so cool when he's healthy man

I will vote for any political candidate brave enough to unequivocally state that it’s racist to prefer KFC to Popeyes

while there is certainly something to be said for THC/CBD use in pain/chronic condition mitigation, it is not a panacea, counter to what the evangelists claim

i don't think it's any mistake that this dropped the weekend we start to get terrorized with "ROUGH GROOVED SURFACE"s all over the city that may or may not ever be remedied.

i think it was brace belden who said that if you do enough meth you become a nazi, but for most recreational drugs i'm pretty sure there's there's a certain individual-basis threshold that, once you cross it, makes you believe that you are god and that no one else actually exists..

and of course also this type of thing is creepy as hell from a surveillance point of view, which is the only reason something like this exists.

neon sign with “walk up & get the goo” lit up and the “ds” not lit up

sunday night. rise and grind.

“hey you know what this [BRAND NAME X SAID IN STRANGELY ARTICULATE AND CLEAR TONES] Chunky Marinara pasta sauce reminds me of, kids?”
“NOOOOOOOO” (children sprint from dining room)