I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Happy to host! Anytime!

and, apparently, devoid of mess halls.

hi i'm super dave osborne and this is jackass

A moderate strategy to combat modern conservative jurisprudence would be to march the National Guard to every Circuit Court in the country and the Supreme Court, padlock the doors, and state that Marbury was a mistake.

i think i could befriend this and most coyotes

the mission is exsanguination

that's some Trailer Park Boys levels of wordmangling. up there with survival of the fitness

ooh we’re doing silent majority chatter but for just pretending everything is more expensive. neato.

hell yeah i love 2 live crew

trying to get my kid into basketball by saying "imagine a monster truck"

you shouldn't be allowed to go on the internet with your phone if you don't answer it for calls

went long on how we should think about the recent mural of Iryna Zarutska that went up in Chicago, in light of the city's storied public art

"The Finer Things" is a perfect song

ah god i didn't know this was happening! shit!

Air to Ground Message:

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Area: New Orleans, LA, USA
Type: Airbus A321
A: #ad241d438c3
F: #f022d7edf2c

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No one with a rational understanding of history believes that a canvasser in Iowa or New Hampshire has more power in deciding a Dem presidential pick than Barack Obama's iPhone.

Good news everyone, an econ major who got a c- in intro to poli sci pointed at an ink blot on a graph and all of a sudden my groceries became half as expensive and a point and a half got shaved off my mortgage.

We've always found our employees to provide far more accurate and interesting recommendations to our customers than the computer ever would. i.e.– What's the point of leaving your house if you're looking to remove the human-interactive element from every single exchange you have during the day?

Chocaganda

Every oligarch thinks they are Batman now (yes this is an offshoot of 'everyone is 12'). This means that not only do you have to agree with them, you have to side with them, believe they are good (factually and morally), and you're not allowed to yell at them. And you have to be happy about it.

that’s nothing. charles barkley once said he was misquoted in his autobiography.

it’s incredible that you had this in the chamber but i have questions

Actually no it's a little more than Seattle. We regret the error.

Chicago gets 50% more rain annually than London, as much as Seattle.

that was playoff-quality ball

people talk trash about the play-in but this game is spectacular

it's just marketing. we don't have to pretend that we're all writing for adbusters.