It still surprises me that she is this brazen

My arts high school mascot was a Pegasus which continues to be one of the gayest things I’ve ever heard of

Happy The Comeback day to everyone I am worried about Mark!!

You know—

It is intense what have I done

Edible and a date with Lydia Tar

Got a Sourdough Jack and caught my cat LICKING THE BREAD

My cousin is getting a divorce and her ex is posting ai generated content of him crying in family court lol

Why would I ever donate to someone running a marathon. You brought that on yourself.

Turns out a mushroom/spinach/pimiento cheese egg scramble is delightful

When it happens I hope it is entirely drama filled (ex: someone poisons his McD’s order) and I hope it happens on live tv and he gets the best most outstanding tv ratings of his life because that’s what he has always sought

well. the cat swatted me for spending too much time on the computer.

How do we make jury duty seem as cool as voting so people will celebrate their contribution to society

The Dallas Theater Center Production of Ragtime is JUST SO GOOD

Hard to see other people living my dream

Asking ChatGPT if the lunch meat in my fridge is expired

Oh kay be careful on the crimes

You know

Do more tequilas get gayer PLZ

Jane Don’t won i don’t care what anyone says

Bought donuts for the office so they won’t fire me today at least

What if Melania just learned about the Epstein email drama today and that’s why she made a statemnt

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to own custom stationery

I envy you

Someone catered Olive Garden at work

Sometimes the typos add meaning. “I really RuPaul” is wonderful. It is the poetry of our people.

Save me Eugene Onegin letter scene, save me

Need new filters for the cats water fountain but for some reason they are way more expensive and it’s cheaper to buy a new fountain?! I don’t want to be wasteful but ugh

Lamb loin chops are the rage right now (and chunky mashed potatoes)