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Posts by Akarys

I'm cancelling my trial of 2026 when it expires

3 months ago 2 1 0 0

devops pickup lines

"I'll give you the OpenAPI to my heart"

"Let me kubectl apply some love to you"

"I just provisioned a volume for your phone number in my contacts list"

4 months ago 2 1 0 0

There's nothing more wholesome than two women loving each other

5 months ago 4 2 0 0

real push through HT and disruptions. TB-11 didn't even feel that bad, it's one of the best card to draw alongside a starter since your main issue is sticking a normal summon. Iblee was a funny spin on the deck but I don't think I'll keep her. 3/3

6 months ago 0 0 0 0
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I chose maliss because it's the deck I'm most comfortable with, and I don't think it's too bad of a meta call, as people don't have sides ready for it, and shifter-like effects cook all the good decks in the format. I pretty much maxed out on extenders, giving the deck a 2/3

6 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Won the Parkage Vitrolles OTS Championship! (27 players, 5-0)

It's not that much but I'm really proud of myself

Decklist and thoughts below 👇

6 months ago 0 0 1 0

My special interest is women

6 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Bottom surgery surgeon be like:

7 months ago 3 0 1 0
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World Championship 2025 Prize Cards

🥇Light Leading The Valiant (LIGHT Fairy Main Deck match winner)

🥈The Lady's Protector (LIGHT Beast-Warrior Main Deck match winner)

Revealed at the Carnavalet Museum

#WCS2025 #yugioh

7 months ago 3 0 0 0

People who thinks it's "cool and based" to have prisons at almost 200% capacity need to be put in said prisons. A functioning society is a society where everyone is treated with basic human dignity no matter what.

8 months ago 3 1 0 0

I define myself as a Wesbian because I only take Ws

8 months ago 2 1 0 0

I'm French, not a law student, and I know this is wiiiiiiidely inappropriate for the fucking AG to poison the jury pool by talking about potential charges and evidences before even charging Abrego and while having another ongoing criminal case against him.

9 months ago 2 1 0 0
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"Ready to roll?"
"...Ready when you are!"
Spectrum Obligato is out now! FREE to download!
With 100+ pages showcasing all kinds of experiences, and LOTS of merchandise- We hope you’re ready for a one of a kind celebration!

⬇️ The link to read the zine is below!
#Splatoon3 #Splatoon #splatoonzine

9 months ago 353 155 6 17

Unemployed people need to watch out, because AI is soon gonna take their jobs

9 months ago 1 0 0 0
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That, except it's impossible to deal any damage and you have to listen to the alarm for 3 minutes

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

If you don't know what's the problem here, the score is 1 point to 0 in Clam Blitz. The only way for that to happen is the game giving a point to team alpha if the game lasts more than 8 minutes.

9 months ago 0 0 0 0
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This map/mode is so unplayable lmfao

9 months ago 1 0 2 0

Walkable cities more WOKABLE cities am I right

9 months ago 4 1 0 0
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"gullible is written on the ceiling". No seriously. Y'all really falling for the lowest effort bait effort? Don't engage. Don't block. Just move on.

10 months ago 3 0 0 0

Great decision ofc but I gotta say every time I see a video of the UK parliament wtf is happening? Why are there four people standing there? Why are they all yelling AYYEEEE?? Why is she repeating "the eyes have it"???

10 months ago 2 0 0 0

There is no weapon that has both Ink Storm and a bomb. Huh.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

The mechanic will save Splatoon

10 months ago 0 0 0 0
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The mechanic from Splatoon Raiders

The mechanic from Splatoon Raiders

little shit #doodle because i am extremely excited for PEAK #SplatoonRaiders #splatoonart

10 months ago 225 63 2 1

The engineer is already my favorite agent I love her so much

10 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Won locals with tenpai striker, with some fiendsmith sprinkled on top (newest addition). I've really enjoyed this extra engine, even if only for the 2 sends. #yugioh #tcg

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

I "like" how the small excerpt in the screenshot show they actually do not consider anyone who isn't American a human being

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

its only natural for girls to like girls

10 months ago 132 17 5 0

Unfortunately probably the doctor writing your death certificate

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

Do not drink the goat bath water do not

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

If you're not aware, absolutely absurd shit happening at TCGPlayer.

After workers voted to unionize, management went 600 (!) days of no-communication, announced they're closing up shop out of NOWHERE, then hired security guards to follow workers around and beat on 'em.

Unreal.

10 months ago 1032 740 10 8
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