they graphic media-ed Watto again 😔

8 more sleeps til london ahh

🤞😌🤞

In honour of Prince Forever day, here’s a fitting tribute: Purple Ryan

Just 5 days to go till Willip runs the London Marathon! There’s still time to donate if you can - fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/william...

Happy bsky verification day to @watsoncomedian.bsky.social and all who celebrate 🎉🍾🥳

Don't forget to spread the good news by shouting "HATS ARE MACHINES" from a balcony or reasonably sized tree at 4pm, as is customary.

A screen shot of Alex Horne promoting the Taskmaster Advent Calendar 2026. The subtitle reads 'Ho ho ho, you filthy fans'

personalised call outs

Alex Horne to set families tasks in new Channel 4 show - British Comedy Guide Alex Horne is to front a new entertainment show for Channel 4, featuring households from around the UK completing challenges set by the Taskmaster star.

A redo of The Button, but this time it's TM themed or something?

12 more sleeps! g'night all 👌😗

was once asked how old I was at customs in Canada and I got it totally wrong... I was 23 (or was it 24??)

gregory what

good evenin fellas 😌

that greg and alex cheetos video

mmm 👀

many right minded people saying this

erm good morning what in the cheesy wotsit

With Toby Tarrant on Radio X from 11am tomorrow!

Escape of a Semi-Famous Bastard [to a foreign country under an alias] 🥸

ahhh you're in for a real treat! 💯

good morning believers

🧑‍❤️‍💋‍🧑😬

still room for improvement

exceptional outfit

not enough fonts.

ah now.

you should 💯

(hey siri set a reminder to change wallpaper to brat watson: green theme in May)

cool cool cool thanks (hey siri set a reminder to change wallpaper to spaghetti at 100x zoom in May)

for no reason in particular, which would be more damning? Someone having a phone lock screen that's just a picture of you (but it's not even a very nice one) or a mega close up of psketti?

ahhhh Taskmaster tomorrow morning 🙏

representation is so important 😮‍💨🙏