You know you suck shit when you badmouth the Pope and non-maga Protestants in the US are saying, “Hey, leave him alone.”

Oh, come ON, Chelsea. 😠

There was something particularly satisfying about looking up at the moon this morning as I left for work knowing that four amazing humans are on their way back from there. 😊 More of this, please.

Dang man, my mouth is watering just from these photos! Nicely done!

I don’t know.

And then, for just one moment, something good finally happened. 🇺🇸🇨🇦🚀

My God, that was amazing. Grade school Astro-nerd Devin is absolutely giddy! #Artemis

Jayhawks out of the tourney and Chelsea look like they don’t want to play in Europe next year. Royals, you’re up. Don’t screw the pooch.

Fuuuuuuuuuudge

D UP

Oh shit, here we go people!

SUBURBIA

Don’t tease me, Jayhawks.

I don’t think Goff cares all that much as long as $ comes in from donors.

I just hope Jacque is taking good notes.

FFS Chelsea. 🤦‍♂️

What the hell, Chelsea???

I fucking hate this government.

ALL DAYS MATTER

ROCK CHALK!!!!!!!!!

As you should!

🤯 @ChelseaFC score three goals in the second half to turn it around against West Ham!

A poster of Curry’s Tragic Prelude edited so John Brown is holding a rifle and KU’s 2008 national championship trophy for basketball.

Happy Kansas Day!

If Iran would just do what he wants, he wouldn’t have to abuse them.

Holy shit Benfica!!!

Is there enough time left for a João Pedro header hat trick? #NapChe

You almost got me there.