oh no, just as the prophecy foretold.

for all you entrepreneurs out there i have a golden bumper sticker idea for you -

“my son can beat up your honor student, he also has ambitions of being a cop and he’s inherited our deep seeded systemic racism.”

nothing makes me happier than their tiktok tagline being an inexplicable "ice cream, but make it mama" - a sentence that is the word equivalent to watching THE RING videotape.

hey brock lesnar came back to wwe!

fun fact: his name is mentioned 44 times in the vince mcmahon sexual trafficking lawsuit.

absolutely get fucked. i have no room in my life for anyone who is condoning this nonsense.

And 10% is leaning into the endless glory that is the Cheesecake Factory. Praise be to the factory.

Well now I have and I don’t like it.

What the FUCK is that? Is that a horse? Why?

omg, the guy who looked like this a few months ago died? no way.

given how much every performer has bled tonight i fully expect mox to look like this five minutes into the main event.

#AEWWorldsEnd

uh indeed.

a flash sale you say tiktok?

the pringles enchilada ones sound horrifying.

i am a fan of your choices my friend.

no no, i'm bon jovi.

you must be thinking of my dad, bonathan jovi.

im pretty sure ive watched assassinations happen in sheetz. a true safe haven,

nice! yeah, all characters are free to play immediately and more so all of them are pretty diverse and fun to try out.

if you liked overwatch I would say it’s a must play honestly.

outside of that it’s pretty take it or leave it.

me when i find the mcdonalds worker who snitched on luigi mangione

a man is standing in front of a brick house wearing a t-shirt that says ' a ' on it ALT: a man is standing in front of a brick house wearing a t-shirt that says ' a ' on it

oh HEY

A FLUBSUB

this i can 100% get on board with, god knows twitter added in a sensitive content warning that works well enough. there should be at least a small filter instead of auto playing. 😅

counterpoint: the people ive been forced to watch perish online are common people and watching a billionaire silently get iced is a nice little treat for me.

*ska voice*

🎶KEEP IT UP KEEP IT UP KEEP IT UP KEEP IT UP🎶

“purity politics”

it’s a site that the worlds cringiest businessman turned into an algorithmic hell filled with onlyfans bots and pro life ads - and we’re gonna talk about purity politics?

get unequivocally fucked.

fucking DYING at the hand drawn invasion logo. 💕

massive fan that the guy who wrote chocolat wrote out to sea

(also get ready to rumba is an ALL TIMER tagline)

this is my favorite bluesky bit and i never want it to end.

pretty sure if that video continues there’s me telling him to fuck off and that it wasn’t THAT bad.

hbk vs hulk levels of overselling by ryan here.

so @ryansatin.bsky.social made a crack about bringing this over for AEW full gear ultimately saying he was just kidding.

never play chicken with me ryan.

ive committed to bits you people could only dream of.

(yeah, this was NOT great)