I thought I couldn’t like Vinnie any more than I do but this is a truly tremendous reference

In my former corporate life I used shit ton, absolutely. They didn't let me talk to clients on the phone (or otherwise.)

oh this is FUNNY 😂😂😂😂

Texas knife shop owner goes viral after rejecting Nazi work Edom, Texas, bladesmith Johnathan Sibley recently said no to two folks who wanted to fix a Hitler Youth knife. He's amazed at how social media has responded.

"I thought we had an agreement on this s--t 80 years ago": Texas bladesmith Johnathan Sibley says he's amazed by the social media response after he refused to repair a Hitler Youth knife.

www.chron.com/news/houston...

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

Proposed to my wife at a wafflehouse. My daughter was mortified.

I've seen this picture before.

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Is that English?

Such language...

so hey, not to be That Guy, but remember how SFF fans called for a boycott of Chengdu Worldcon on the basis of the CCP’s actions in Xinjiang and China potentially not being safe for certain authors? are we going to have a similar discussion about Seattle Worldcon given the circumstances, or -?

The Chiefs haven't won a Super Bowl in 11 months, and now this blowout loss to our most hated rival. It's like the Clark's don't even care. #ChiefsKingdom

My brother did not like "the Princess Bride"

It’s five years since Robbie Keane’s little lad decided to bin off mascot duty… and grab the glory instead.

The celebration lasts a full 17 seconds. Sensational stuff.

Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:

1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;

2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;

3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.

Dinner and a movie on TBS was always fun.

Life goals

As an aside, when people say I should run for office, or open up a bookshop/cafe in my church, or do anything other than what I currently do with my life, they do not appreciate just how lazy I am, and how much I have carefully crafted my life for the maximum result with the least personal effort

I love Mad Magazine

I'm Jeff, I have a warped sense of entertainment.

Image: A bedroom at night, a face is lit up by the glow of a phone screen displaying cat memes. On the book-cluttered bedside table, three books look on angrily. The lead book waves a large knife and says: "Nobody needs to get hurt... Let's just put the phone down, nice and slowly..." Caption: Bedside reading pile turns nasty

My cartoon for this week’s Guardian books…

Let’s all learn a new word, kids! 🤬

hmm Sting is blue, Goblins are near.

With alt text, because this is funny and everyone deserves to enjoy it

Holy shit. I just found that Adam West, who famously played Batman in the 1966 TV series, also played millionaire Bruce Wayne. What a talented actor.

some interesting numbers entering tonight's debate:

38%
33%
77% (+/- 3 points)
18% among likely voters and unlikely voters
31% among likely voters AND unlikely voters
54% among those surveyed
(margin of error: %, source: 87%)

We got tricked by science fiction into thinking a futuristic city is all about flying cars and crystal towers and hologram billboards but what it really looks like is nice apartment blocks, good mass transit, pedestrian zones with shade trees and safe bike lanes.

An exhausted woman is talking to her sympathetic female friend. She says "this is the third fire mom has set this month. Her mental state is rapidly deteriorating..." A man comes out of nowhere, gives them the finger guns and says "ladies, I just want to congrtulate you for passing the Bechdel Test."

Seriously, yes, THIS is what "we go high" means. It doesn't mean just sit back and take shit. It means we don't let fighting shit make us into shit.