Wide-angle photo of a newt on a wet log showing the forest floor with old logs and green plants behind it. The newt is bright orange with small red spots outlined in black. Everything in photo is wet with glistening water.

Had a three -eft afternoon while walking between ponds listening for toads. Warm, rainy spring afternoons are perfect weather to bring out these beautiful and toxic amphibians.

how it feels to hold both the thought of going on the job search again and the thought of how dramatically better my life will become if I can secure the salary I’m looking for at the same time

Two iced coffees from Culture Espresso that I enjoyed with a friend

A tree-lined pathway through Fort Tryon park at golden hour

Me and my handsome bf, also drinking iced coffees, in Prospect Heights

Yummy tomato harissa butter beans with tzatziki that I cooked for dinner

every time the weather starts getting nice in NYC again my thoughts just become damn I can’t believe there used to be a time when I wanted to kms….. look at all this bounty

I’m trying to stick to a consistent bedtime & wake up time and I slept for 7.5 hours the past two nights instead of my usual 5-6 and I feel like the most annoyingly chipper and energized motherfucker you know

unfortunately I have recently realized that a solid 40% of my problems stem from the fact that I regularly don’t get enough sleep

Edamame, cilantro and avocado mash on a sesame bagel, coffee with oat creamer

Shredded tofu bulgogi, kimchi and sliced cucumber on white rice

A simple chickpea coconut curry with spinach, cilantro & served over rice

a full day of delicious vegan meals!

HEY LADIES

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when your man wanna get buck wild

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JUST GO BACK AND HIT EM UP STYLE

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the only thing worse than getting hit by a car would be getting mowed down by some mf in business casual on a citi bike

nyc cyclists would rather watch you die than let you cross the street on a rightful pedestrian signal

what if you: pray to god for a pedestrian-friendly american city 🙏🏻🙏🏻😤
but god said: “best I can do is new york drivers and cyclists boss” 😴💯💯

A woman in a gray suit sitting on the ground meditating in the middle of a busy intersection

just emailed my property manager yet again telling them at this point I will settle for just a written statement that says the terms of the lease are still being settled so I don’t have to become a squatter in my own home in less than 3 days

I’m at ICE HQ

if you applied the work ethic of the average “property manager” to literally any real job on earth you’d be fired within a month. absolute sacks of lead. resource-sucking burdens upon this earth. bar none the worst candidates to be stewards of thousands of dollars of actual working peoples’ money

“every deftones song sound like he in the booth rubbing his nipples”

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

getting in one of those times square bike cabs and immediately asking the driver to change the music to Paul by Big Thief

I live my life in a distressing state of constantly feeling like I shop exclusively at a store that sells the world’s smallest leeks and the world’s largest shallots according to every recipe ever written

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

they should continue the nyc driving ban past 12 pm tomorrow or maybe indefinitely. just for funsies just for a laugh

unmarried men LISTEN UP!!! too many of you are showing up to your literal WEDDING looking busted as hell because you didn’t get your suit tailored to fit correctly. a suit only looks good if it fits! GET YOUR DAMN SUITS FITTED!!! I AM WATCHING!

I love plating something like this up and then walking it 20 feet to my dining table and shoving it into my maw with the type of table manners that a victorian-era parent would use to justify child abuse

A male cedar waxwing brings a gift of a choke cherry berry to his mate. She said it was better than chocolate or flowers.

Happy Valentine’s Day! Share the love!

reformation be like omg you’d look sooooo pretty in this dress if you weighed 103 pounds

it's hard to understand how things got so bad. my theory is we didn't have enough thinkpieces by people in their 30s interrogating the politics of cartoons for children. forty or fifty more of those coulda turned this all around

I don’t think I want to have a big wedding someday but I DO want my parents and my sister and my 40 closest friends and my 9 cousins and 8 aunts and uncles and 2 surviving grandparents and all of their partners to be there do you see my problem

FUCK I just thought of her kicking at the topsoil

what is happening post-benito halftime show in your gf’s all-female groupchat with her friends is between them and god