@dirtydeeds.bsky.social I need a quote on some dirty deeds. What are your prices?

What kinds of tests are these? Trying to get the image and code incorrect or something? Trying to hide that map of Germany in a stenograph image?

BBS on a modem, before that song, any more dated and we'll be checking the carbon-14 atoms.

But seriously, it was kind of a dick move on Tommy Tutone's part.

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And they do look really tasty. Looks like apple pie filling.

What is a quince?

I did a web search and I'm hitting the clothing store and I guess the Wikipedia page about some kind of fruit. But that doesn't tell me what it's like. It's like trying to read the Wikipedia page to understand riding a bicycle.

Why does your software even know your name? My computer would be hard pressed to produce my name. It would need something like strong AI and to be able to pick it out of a doc. Not that names areuniquely important, but this is a proxy for the amount of control of your life you've handed to Adobe.

It's been a while since I checked when state-based effects happen, but I believe state-based effects are checked immediately before any player would gain priority. Put another way, they don't happen in the middle of other effects.

99.9% of us are decent folk, so decent we tolerate the indecent ones. If we somehow got rid of all the billionaires, politicians, priests, then built some ideals from the ground up. We probably would leave out most of the racism, bigotry, class warfare, and the violence even if we did it violently.

If you have a blender, that's a start of a smoothie. Maybe add some dairy/oat/soy milk and some frozen strawberries? If the strawberries are tart, a pinch of salt too.

Costco's new 10 pound giant chocolate bunny is so big it has instructions stating it should be smashed with a hammer

It contains a total of 22,650 calories

Some people are telling me this might be a real Alex Jones article. But is it?

Have you seen the front of the Infowars webpage? Check it out. I think it's already been taken over.

Imfowars.com

Short summary: Alex Jones slandered a bunch of innocent people saying Sandy Hook shooting was an attack on the 2A, those innocent people got death threats from christofascists, sued AJ winning $1.4*10^9, AJ was forced to liquidate, Onion bought AJ's infowars at auction, proceeds go to the victims.

A picture of a baby happy being held by a man on the left and then another picture of that same baby crying on the right. The headline says "Featured Video: 'Homophobic' Six-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him There Is No Mama'.

This is up on infowars.com right now. So either the onion had a really interesting website ready or info wars already became a parody of itself.

I really like that global tetrahedron uses a dodecahedron to hide the fact that a tetrahedron is just a kind of pyramid.

They make some pretty strong drones nowadays, so carrying a five gallon tank wouldn't be that implausible. What makes me question this more is other AI slop on the same account?l. And the general level of incompetentlce demonstrated by the drone and operator. Why start washing at the bottom?

So it looks like for the big shufflers I'm going to use Thieves, Auction, Scrambleverse, and Warp World. Then I have three effects that can phase all my stuff out, two effects that can phase out a couple of my creatures, and some other generally good shenanigans to go with this.

So these cards seem highly relevant to be cast in response to thieves auction or similar red mass distribution effects.

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If my stuff is phased out, I'm just stealing a chunk of your stuff. Hopefully, at instant speed during your upkeep.

Also, library of leng.

I'm going to build this now.

Yeah, if we're looking to make things fair for everyone, we need to account for people who can't see well.

What kind of simulation AI or video game is this? That can't be real, it pulverized itself to a thousand parts.

It doesn't matter if a thing is realistic, you can't take a fake thing and say it's true or real. You could say, "simulation" or "recreation" or something. Each lie we put out there to dump on bad things makes people question whether or not the bad things are really bad.

I dislike that I can't tell if you're joking or saying something incredibly dumb. Dumb people in the internet have made mockery both too easy and too hard.

It is on a leash. It can't leave the AI server that generated it.

What the fuck is this?

First, fuck trump.

But the pope is in charge of the second largest child sex ring. They are both well-positioned to prevent child sex crimes or bring child sex perpetrators to justice, and both have chosen not to. Both are villains. We don't have to like either.

Fuck the Pope. Fuck trump

It's great news that Fox has turned on Trump, but this doesn't mean we can trust them. A news source that is wrong or lies even one in ten times cannot be trusted (until they clean house), and they lie or are wrong way more than that.

@nervaxe.bsky.social i'm sorry I punned that hard at you.