Slice soda, specifically apple

Laughing so hard I aint even finish the damn word 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Ride dis dick roast beef" got me HOLLERI

Please pick me up off the floor😭😭😂

"Deep throat me dumplings" has me rolling on this couch 🤣🤣🤣

“smb” she COOKED!!!

“where’s the link” “where’s the link” “where’s the link” LMAOOO💀💀💀

At fuckin all 🤣🤣🤣

Definitely a fan of both

You know you got a SMILE on you!!! 🥰🥰

"tv off" still goes. STILL.

Robert De Niro:

Lmaoooo just outchea sounding like EVERYBODY 🤣🤣🤣 i sound like a Mexican raised in the south and moved to Detroit

Lmaoooo I do!

Yup. All I could say was "AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHY!!!" They always wanna say they love the sinner,not the sin, but they sure do a horrible job on any of the loving parts

Mmhmm! Like yeah we were staying on the strip but thats the last place we spent a lot of time.

Cause You are ridiculous. And if I thought You did look like Mannie Fresh? Im sure i got at least one red wig in the closet 🤣🤣🤣

a grill with a lot of meat on it ALT: a grill with a lot of meat on it

I love a good compliment lmao

Thats how I ended up sounding like bourbon, barbacoa and newports.

The funny thing about the Midwestern accent is since it doesn't have a lot of distinctive inflections, its easy to pick up other ppls accents as part of yours.

My accent is so all over the place now I dont even claim a set. 🤣🤣🤣

Back then hoes didn't want me!

One of my favorite movies of all time.

Tim Curry >>>>>

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This energy or nothing else

It really dont miss whether its bare bones or fancy af

Being in Vegas on the strip for more than 4 days is ridiculous.

Being in Vegas completely off strip? Definitely can stay longer. The party scene gets old (to me) quickly but Vegas is fun af outside of that.

You are my people! I was absolutely raised purple. And I cried for days after he passed. I still struggle to listen to his music sometimes.

The universe won't hand you the abundance you desire when your hands are clinging to the bullshit it's asked you to release.

But what's for you won't miss you right? That doesn't mean you get what you want without doing what's asked of you. You dont get the raise without putting in the work.

Cause the universe doesn't distinguish things as "important" the same way we do. Universe will tell us that our mama is the most toxic person in our life and we'll say "but thats my mama!" and stay around, yet wonder why nothing is working in our favor.