The corn snack prepared by heating corn, also known as “popping corn”

You guys ever get into popcorn?

Languishing in my quarters

Time 2 languish

Enjoy your salicylic acid brother

Me: Pssst hey buddy you looking to buy?

*I open my trench coat to reveal dozens of wind chimes making the loudest noise ever*

Get up off of that thing, and try to unveil that Splendour

Bad mam of jama

the dudeality of man

There’s many splendours yet to be unveiled

Vind of loo

The teaches of quiches

That would be cool to not be in a constant state of panic even when I’m not at work some day

I got splendours in my gland and they won’t go

Enjoy your Tuesday, brother.

Pizza Thoughts

Pitbull YOU DON'T MAKE MISTAKES, MISTAKES MAKE YOU. THEREFORE, THEY'RE MUSTAKES. PITBULL

Monday Motivation

I am thinking about ideas

Update: got all the cooking and the eating done

Gotta eat to live brother

Alright assman time to do the cooking and the eating

Booled ayges

Enjoy your protein intake brother

I will certainly not regret conzuming four boiled eggs

I’m going to enjoy a pizza

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Not the bees brother

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A night of Splendours hosted by your local assman.

Enjoy a sweet treat brother