Daniel.

As of April 18th 2026, all Nintendo Switch 2 Systems will come packaged with Daniel.

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FUUUUCK!! I HATE IT-O'S cereal

poisoning my entire island

Really maddening when someone who knows fuck all about a subject convincingly presents as an expert but frankly that's just the entire society at this point so I shouldn't be surprised.

If Katy Perry can go for Justin Trudeau, then Sabrina can go for Obama.

Bob….

…….

……….. Bob, stop.

Interesting how two incredibly similar processes can have such wildly different levels of difficulty. Such is the way of dumb technologies that shouldn't exist, I suppose.

Glad to see this site is officially as unstable as I am.

Cats observing snow cat

Lot's wife

I personally don't use this platform for NSFW content - if any crosses my feed it's usually from folks I follow for other reasons - but I know it's very *possible* to get a well-curated NSFW feed because I've seen friends with feeds like that.

Just a matter of how users see the site I guess.

great work everyone keep it up

they are pigs and fascists and they should be reminded of it every day forever

When the Democratic primary comes along I sincerely hope we all don't vote for anybody unless they can lay out a concrete plan to work around the pardon and punish those responsible for the atrocities.

There is simply no other way to regain trust and stability. We cannot accept less than that.

We've reached the time of year when the weather makes everything completely miserable all of the time lol.

Wow, that's so fine.

Coming back to a book I put down a while back and reading the chapter on taxes the day before tax day. Almost perfect timing, I'm happy with myself.

is there an xxl variety

god they'll jump on literally any bag of dogshit with a D next to their name

this relationship is so endearingly stupid that it's doing wonders to rehabilitate both of their reputations

Sometimes I forget how batshit insane the transition from Mac OS classic to OS X was, but trying to use 10.0 has reminded me just how painful things were even after they finally shipped a consumer product.

I still remember my very first reaction upon getting my Switch out of the box was "oh wow this feels cheap as hell," and my very first reaction to Switch 2 was "oh wow it doesn't feel cheap as hell anymore."

Lest I remind everyone that the messages are stored in plain text files.

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

Once again would like to reiterate that there is truly nothing as soul-crushing as job hunting, good god it's a miserable experience.

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

PAPER MARIO Sticker Star Codename: 554g Goroawase ("phonetic matching") is a type of Japanese wordplay whereby a series of numbers, letters and symbols encodes a phrase. Every number has a few different readings; by picking the correct ones and reading them out loud, they will sound like a sentence: 554G go go shi ji This sounds like the sentence 午後四時 Four o'clock in the afternoon Translating that into English gives "4 PM", which is where the pun comes into play: Paper Mario: Sticker Star is the fourth Paper Mario game, hence "4 PM". Source: tcrf.net users "Hiccup", "CounterDiving", tcrf.net/The_Cutting_Room_Floor:Project_Names/Nintendo

The internal codenames for Mario games are sometimes quite creative. The codename for Paper Mario: Sticker Star, "554g", is an elaborate bilingual pun that requires deciphering it into Japanese and then translating the sentence into English to understand.

Funi Raccoon Game on Steam Explore a series of whimsical, interconnected worlds to steal everything not nailed down. Make a garbage bin a garbage home :)

Just finished up the impeccable "Funi Raccoon Game" and wow I really should've seen that ending coming. Nothing but laughs from beginning to end, great time, highly recommended.

But most Southern volunteers believed they were fighting for liberty as well as slavery. “Our cause,” wrote one in words repeated almost verbatim by many “is the sacred one of Liberty, and God is on our side.” A farmer who enlisted in the 26th Tennessee insisted that “life liberty and property [i.e., slaves] are at stake” and therefore “any man in the South would rather die battling for civil and political liberty, than submit to the base usurpations of a northern tyrant.”17 One of three brothers who enlisted in a South Carolina artillery battery believed that “a stand must be made for African slavery or it is forever lost.” The Confederate states were united by the institution of “slavery[,] a bond of union stronger than any which holds the north together,” wrote the second brother. Therefore, added the third, the Souths “glorious cause of Liberty” was sure to triumph. A wealthy planter who married one of Mary Todd Lincoln’s sisters became an officer in the 4th Alabama to fight for “Liberty and Independence.” “What would we be,” he asked his wife, “without our liberty? . . . [We] would prefer Death a thousand times to recognizing once a Black Republican ruler . . . altho’ he is my brother in law.”18 Southern recruits waxed more eloquent about their intention to fight against slavery than for it—that is, against their own enslavement by the North. “Sooner than submit to Northern slavery I prefer death,” wrote a slaveowning officer in the 20th South Carolina. The son of a Mississippi planter dashed off a letter to his father as he rushed to enlist: “No alternative is left but war or slavery.” Subjugation was the favorite word of Confederate recruits to describe their fate if the South remained in the Union or was forced back into it. “If we should suffer ourselves to be subjugated by the tyrannical government of the North,” wrote a private in the 56th Virginia to his wife, “our property would all be confuscated ... & our people reduced to the most abject bondage & ut…

Some Confederate volunteers did indeed avow the defense of slavery as a motive for enlisting. A young Virginia schoolteacher who joined the cavalry could not understand why his father, a substantial farmer and slaveowner, held out so long for preservation of the Union when reports in Southern newspapers made it clear that the Lincoln administration would “use its utmost endeavors for the abolishment of slavery.” After all, Lincoln himself “has declared that one of the peculiar institutions of the South, which involves the value of four billions . . . is ‘a moral evil.’ “ No true Southerner could hesitate. “Better, far better! endure all the horrors of civil war than to see the dusky sons of Ham leading the fair daughters of the South to the altar.” A slave-owning farmer enlisted in the 13th Georgia because “our homes our firesides our land and negroes and even the virtue of our fair ones is at stake,” while a young Kentucky physician told his slaveholding relatives that he would join the Confederate forces “who are battling for their rights and for an institution in which Kentucky, Virginia, and Tennessee are [as] interested” as the lower South. “The vandals of the North . . . are determined to destroy slavery . . . We must all fight, and I choose to fight for southern rights and southern liberty.”

Why'd the Confederates fight? They told us

happy confederate surrender day! let us remember the sacrifice of those who suffered and died to end one of the most wretched institutions ever created, and also remember that next time we need to hang the fuckin’ traitors

Honest to god, worst part of Java development, it's so annoying to deal with lol.